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Saw Joe in the wild today

And he needs to trim that goddamn beard. I was waiting at the gate on my Delta flight from St. Louis to NYC, and when the plane came into the gate out walked Joe. Confirmed he does have shows in St. Louis this weekend, and he most likely flies First Class given he was one of the first people off the flight. That is all.

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u/etbechtel — 11 hours ago

Mark is getting hair tits today

On his most recent solo pod he said he's getting a hair transplant today. Him with a shaved and swollen head should be quite comical. And I'm sure the odds of him following the protocols afterward will be quite low lol.

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u/cajunphried — 1 day ago
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(24) to (26) - Jaw surgery changed my life

edit: I’m engaged, so please don’t DM me — and no need to tell me “lucky guy” or send unsollicited pics. Thanks.

edit 2: I did this surgery for medical reasons (you can check Class 2 malocclusion online), which led to aesthetics improvement. It's not plastic surgery and didn't do it for cosmetic purposes only. If you need more information on my journey, you can check my posts on the 'Jaw Surgery' sub. Take care!

I’ve been very insecure about how I looked my whole life, thinking I had a “rat face” or that I looked like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb. I hated myself so much and always been told I was the ugly girl at school.

I’ve known since I was around 12 that I needed jaw surgery for medical purpose, but my parents refused without really giving me a reason. After feeling bad about myself for so many years, I finally found the courage to start my “glow-up” journey by getting braces and consulting surgeons.

I feel so much better about myself now. I still don’t necessarily think I’m pretty or anything, but I’m no longer hiding myself or feeling scared that someone might see me from the side. And honestly, that alone has changed so much for me. 🤍

PS: I hope it’s okay for me to post this here! My surgery was not done for aesthetic reasons, but for medical ones, although I’m obviously very happy with the aesthetic changes too.

u/Anxious_Rabbit_9890 — 3 days ago

Marks Threesome Ep

What’s up Tuesgay’s gonna keep it short and sweet: got back on the best Patreon in the sky and I’m going through the OG episodes now. However I did want to find the specific one where Mark has a threesome where he goes on a bad tinder date first, matches with another tinder girl on said date, and then boom-pow there’s Mickey.

Anyone happen know which OG ep that one was? I want to hear all the deets on this one

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u/No_Upstairs_6967 — 3 days ago

A podcast where Chuck asked Joe questions

So I was watching q and anal( patreon!) and Mark had to step away and Joe was answering Chuck's questions and all of Joe's comedic sensibilities disappeared without the presence of Mark. Ironically, Joe was very insightful.

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u/AzureNeckbeard — 4 days ago

Joe was the reason he was late to the ball game.

He goes to the car rental place bright and early, sees a long line, leaves, and decides to comes back later. The line is still long and he says it takes him 30 minutes to get a car. Then he shows up late to the team and says the problem was he couldn’t get a car. You left! If you had just stayed and waited on the long line the first time you would have been on time.

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u/blankblank — 8 days ago

They should do a cruise

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The Tuesgays Cruise.

Boat staff would be confused about the gay part. Mark would be late and miss the boat. Joe would do all the activities on the boat with a never-been-seen before intensity and could belittle all day long his technicians and producers without them being able to leave.

I hate cruises, but maybe I'd go..

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u/djdlt — 7 days ago