Limited Edition Black Bison Mr Lou
Any of you guys ever try to give up meat? I have several times, and it never works out. My bench at the gym goes down, and I just feel tired and anemic all the time. I gave up red meat twenty years ago. I was a full-on pescatarian for a couple of years in the early aughts, but eventually I went back to poultry because I love chicken too much, and the heart wants what the heart wants. For the last couple of years, I've been on a kick with Japanese and custom-made engineer boots. I sold off my WESCO collection, swore I was done with the brand, and became a half-assed "Lofgretarian." I was basically an "Unsungitarian" for a while. I'd even say I was a "Flame Pandatarian." But these WESCO Black Bison Mister Lou's are sooooo nice that they've brought me back to the PNW table...
I'm just marveling at the finishing on this pair. You know what this is like? This is like when you're in a relationship with a really gorgeous stripper who happens to be a vegetarian. Everywhere you go, it's always noodles this and salad that, but she's so smokin' and the sex is so good that you're just like, fuck it, her diet is probably healthier for me anyway, so you bite the bullet and become a reluctant vegetarian. Then one day your friends call you up and say, "Hey, we got tickets to the hockey game. You wanna go?" So you meet up, you're sitting there watching the Rangers, and your buddy flags down the vendor and hands you a hot dog slathered in mustard. You take a bite and with tears welling up in your eyes, you're just like: "OH MY GOD. THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD."
This Black Bison Lou is like that...It's so fucking good...