I fucking love smoothies bruh
I love gulping down glasses of thick nutritional goop everyday. My friends and family beg me to eat solid foods but I refuse I just be sipping my elixirs on the daily. Like it or not liberals, smoothies are the most efficient way to meet your weekly nutrition goals. People may point and laugh at my fruity mucus but they will be dead from atherosclerosis in like thirty years, meanwhile I will live eternal life.