So for those confused here is a little bit about Commissar Cain.
Commissar Cain is one of the few humans to have ever kicked ass across the galaxy without being either an inquisitor or a Space Marine. Commissar Cain is a dirty, underhanded bastard who once railed a high priestess of Slaanesh, said 'that was fun' and then later killed her when he found out. Didn't lose his soul. Wasn't seduced, just walked if off. Here are some quick other facts about Cain.
- Cain tends to go MIA and be declared dead so often he's been given permanent active duty status.
- Canonically is a Imperial Saint with a reliquary tomb.
- On another planet he lived out his retirement and was given an anonymous plot.
- On another planet he was burred in a grand tomb world with full military honors.
- Cain more than likely railed or even married an inquisitor at one point.
- Cain once fought a Necron Overloard in CQB.
- Cain once played Space Hulk without Terminator Armor and killed the Genestealer Patriarch.
- Cain is a abject coward that keeps failing upward.
- Cain once convinced an Ork he was an Ork by painting his skin green and punching it in the face.
- Cain uses a chainsword while everyone else who's on the cool kids list gets bolters and power weapons.
- Cain once lead a Kriger mutant horse to water and made it drink.
- Cain once beat two Tyranid Hive Tyrants at the same time.
- Cain once punched a demon so hard it decided to stay in the Warp for 1,000 years instead of 100.
- Cain once ambushed a Tyranid Death Leaper.
- Cain was once bitten by a Phtaxi Death Viper and after 3 days of pure agony the viper died.
- Legends says around 2nd edition the Squats heard Cain was looking for them so the entire species despaired for several millennia. When they heard it was a misunderstanding they still chose to change their name before coming back.
- Can is rumored to have balls made of literal brass after the Orcs intercepted a communication about him.
- Cain doesn't have cheeks under his mutton chops, just 2 more chainswords.
- Cain was spawned when the Emperor's balls flew off into the galaxy to create an example of mankind by which all others my be judged.