Trusted a fart
Tonight I (23m), thought i'd treat myself to my favorite local ramen place. I ordered a bowl of their Tan Tan Ramen - Minced pork, soft-boiled egg, bean sprouts, green onions, and nori in a spicy sesame broth. I also got a side of kimchi that had the perfect amount of spiciness. It was so so so good... however, i'm finding that my gut is becoming less tolerant to spicy food by the year. Tonight, i was reminded of that.
After getting home and laying on the couch to watch an episode of Narcos Mexico, about half way through the episode, I could feel the spicy ramen broth and kimchi working my gut. I felt the need for release... unfortunately I misjudged the cry for help my bowels were sending me and when I thought "oh this'll be a good one" and attempted to release a wonderful fart, I instead shit my self. In a brief moment of what the in the fuck, i said the myself "you got to be fucking shitting me".
Yea dumbass you just did shitting me.
Keep in mind this was gut turning spicy ramen and spicy kimchi shit.
I now have to reset my "Days since shitting self" counter back to zero.
Thanks
- mr. shit myself