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[WP] "So, we checked your case again, and it looked like you were supposed to go to Heaven, not Hell... It's too late to send you up there, but we have a special place here where you won't suffer."

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u/90919293_ — 4 days ago

I'm Lyching out right now bro (Why are they in the way of the caption bro :sob:)

u/90919293_ — 4 days ago

[WP] "I think this human is broken. All the ones I've taken are always talking about how strong and powerful they and their parents are and how they'll escape from me, but this one is curled up in a corner and won't move except to eat."

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u/90919293_ — 5 days ago

[WP] For a school project on mythology, a group of grade school students gather to build a model temple to a god they select. The god shows up in person to thank them.

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u/90919293_ — 8 days ago

[WP] "Why should I grant you shelter? I don't owe you anything." "Because 'It' is coming." "... Granted. Everyone to the innermost part! I will defend you all!"

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u/90919293_ — 9 days ago

[WP] "If you like 'em so much, why don't you just abandon us 'n go live with 'em already?" "Well, I already have some arrangements set up, so... Bye! I'm not ever gonna see you again! Byeee!"

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u/90919293_ — 12 days ago

[WP] In the future, the new Emotion Camera releases, which can detect emotions like a thermal camera detects heat. A new "emotionally-intelligent" robot stops you one day, and says "Excuse me, but I noticed your spot on my Emotion Camera was so dark of a blue it was almost black..."

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u/90919293_ — 13 days ago

[WP] "Yeah, gods are still around. Even though we can pretty much do everything ourselves, they still have to be on call, just in case, well, someone prays to them. Most of them are basically free all the time nowadays and are happy to have someone call."

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u/90919293_ — 13 days ago

I'm sure there are a bunch of other languages like this but this is the most obvious one that came to mind

u/90919293_ — 14 days ago