u/A_VeryPaconianPerson

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ᑕᐃᒪᐃᑉᐸᓪᓚᐃᔪᐃᓐᓇᐅᕙᓪᓚᐃᔪᑦ ᑭᓯᐊᓂᓕ ᓱᓕ ᐊᐱᕆᖅᑲᐅᒐᒪ ᖃᐅᔨᒪᑦᑎᐊᕈᒪᓪᓗᖓ.

A new language for the first inteligent springtails on Smerra (exoplanet) with two tongues, adapted to the hot climate from 15°C way to 45°C, with air having 28% orxigen. Paconians leave them alone to evolve and become very smart insects.

Example text:

jatɬa tɬewəʔeɬ tɬəwo tɬiɬa. ɮeɬaʔeɬ ɮeɬo jatɬa tɬiʔeɬ ɬeja. uwieɬ ɬiwu wi e ɮeɬo. e ɮəwəɬ ɬe dɮə. tɬiwəʔeɬ ɮəwo, we e dɮeʔoj dɮuwi wi ɮiw. wajo eɬ ɮeɬaʔe tɬu tɬadɮi. e tɬiwə wi ɬeju.

Translation:​

​Now a dense fog exists. The large parent now sees with the eye. He crawls into the swamp water. He does his work well. The child is strong, but he runs scared into the nest. Then, the parent speaks quickly. He feels comfortable with the child.

Glossing:

now fog-GLOT-ART.DEF dense exist parent-ART.DEF large now eye-ART.DEF see water-ART.DEF wet/swamp POST.in 3PRO crawl 3PRO work-ART.DEF well consume child-GLOT-ART.DEF strong CONJ 3PRO scared nest POST.in run then ART.DEF parent quickly speak 3PRO child POST.with feel.comfort

If you see a stone with a text written with charcoal on a stone being next to a hole leading underground, remember there are tribes of 2 meters-long inoffensive springtails. Don't try to eat them because they are toxic to eat.

For those who are interested:

Translation in English:

Does your potato have a merchel on it?
Then, do this: firstly, kiss it, then, take it from your potato and that's the end.

Glossing:

2SG.GEN potato have merchel-PL on 3SG.ACC?
then do-IMP this action first.ADV kiss-IMP 3SG.ACC then take-IMP 3SG.ACC from DET potato and end

IPA:

/to solanũm tubəʔasũm ʔa ũn mət͡ʃel su sʲo?/
/tuŋk, faɬʲe ɬʲo akɬʲõn: pɹĩmo, base sʲo, po, potɹe sʲo de su solanũm tubəʔasũm ʔet fĩniʔaso./

This text wants to show you that you shouldn't put spray on merchels to kill them. Instead, just do that!

Merchel means something that looks like Paco or even Paco himself (Paco is in the second image). There are some bugs in the planet of Paconians (Smerra) that look like Paco.

For those who are interested for the translation:
Does your potato have a merchel on it?
Then, do this: firstly, kiss it, then, take it from your potato and that's the end.

IPA:
/to solanũm tubəʔasũm ʔa ũn mət͡ʃel su sʲo?/
/tuŋk, faɬʲe ɬʲo akɬʲõn: pɹĩmo, base sʲo, po, potɹe sʲo de su solanũm tubəʔasũm ʔet fĩniʔaso./

This tries to show you that you shouldn't put spray on merchels to kill them. Instead, just do that!
Merchel means something that looks like Paco or even Paco himself (Paco is in the second image). There are some bugs in the planet of Paconians (Smerra) that look like Paco.

It's so relatable, it happened to all of us from Paconya 😭😭😭😭✌️🥀🥀🥀🥀

Introducing the Paconese, an abugida written from left to right. Let me know what you think about the glyph shapes!