Got this from Wikipedia, it's totally legit.

Crabpelier, Vermont: Governor Carapace has announced the most recent stage in the campaign to free Denver. Speaking in the capital of the newly added autonomous region of Vermont, he confirmed the rumors that this morning a massive multistate crustacean army had launched an amphibious invasion of Cascadia.

General Clawswitz's press corps has released this image of a Crabmobile rising from the water. Manned with Green Mountain Lobsters and Light Blue Soldier Crabs under the general command of Colonel Champ, it rises from the water to spread misery upon all Cascadian troops that dare defy it. Cascadia is already reporting massive military casulties as their army falls prey to the flood of maple syrup and the burn of Old Bay, as well as the uncomfortable pinch of the dreaded Crabmobile.

This is a developing situation. Stay with CNN for live updates as they unfold.

^(Copyright 2026 by Crab News Network)

Annapolis, Maryland:

Following widespread reports of systemic oppression in the Denver metro area, Governor Carapace has officially ordered a full-scale mobilization and invasion of Cascadia.

General Clawswitz has ordered preliminary high altitude strikes with Bay-1, Bay-2, and Bay-52 bombers loaded with Old Bay Spice Bombs to provide a strategic respiratory deterrent to Cascadian troops.

This is a developing situation. Stay with CNN for live updates as they unfold.

^(Copywright 2026 by Crab News Network)

I am doing an alternate history scenario where the US gets in a war with Canada during WW1. After the war, would it have been feasible for the US to take the west bank of the St. John's river (the yellow area), for a better defensive line, or would it have had enough pro-Canadian sentiment to make it a massive headache to occupy?

Croatia really is pretty. Found this on the daily challenge in Croatia.

This is the original of: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1t8p9cp/otto_schmidts_nonoptional_voluntary_vacation_guide/ before I fixed the inaccurate map. It depicts a stereotypical German soldier's WW2 experience.

See: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1t8p9ek/companion_to_otto_schmidts_nonoptional_voluntary/ for easier to read text boxes. This depicts a stereotypical German soldier's WW2 experience in typical German dry humor.

This takes into account multiple factors. For example, I don't want to live in a swamp so goodbye Louisiana. Opposite for Nevada - I don't want to live in a desert.

Hint #0: >!It's not countries that the UK has invaded!<

Hint #1: >!Has to do with war!<

Hint #2: >!Yellow is 'accidentally'!<

Hint #3: >!Granada, Falkand Islands, South Georgia are red. Monaco and Andorra are green.!<

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