What are some of the matches y’all have made for your game? I’m looking for some ideas. So far I made survivor series (4 v4 elimination), knockout chamber (elim chamber with ko eliminations) and fight pit (black cage match with only submissions and ko), and first blood. Also made a fight to the finish match (four man iron man, finishers only) and iron table (iron man table match with six people). I did make a stables match (3 v 3 tables).
I’m an older, disabled, intellectual gay man. I’m 42, black, and on dialysis. Also hiv undetectable for years now. Because of dialysis, I don’t have the energy to go out a lot. I’m a homebody and a bit chubby since exercise is very hard with a lack of energy from treatments every other day. But I’d like to think I’m an interesting person to talk to. My adhd mean I have a lot of topics and hobbies and passions I’m knowledgeable about, due to many rabbit holes over the years. I have my own place, and I have a history as a stuntman, a professional wrestler, and now play piano for a living (I’ve been playing since I was eight years old). I’m also a gamer, though not a lot of the games I play aren’t single person games.
At this point in life I really want a true partner with intimacy, not just a hookup buddy. But I feel very unattractive. I see how most of the culture seems to be in either pretty good shape or are physically great looking. Most of the people who do show me attention are generally just people who have a fetish for chubby guys, that don’t wanna date, just sexual interests. It’s kind of what steered me away from the apps. I’m also the kind of person that if I see you being passionate about something I definitely am interested in learning about it and connecting to why you like it so much.
But I don’t feel like those are things that other people desire. I’m masculine, which presents a problem because with that comes the “I only like you because you’re masculine” which means the minute I show some non traditionally masculine trait, like getting sad or upset, or being talkative, or not needing to be aggressive all of the time it’s a turnoff to those types. I’m mainly a top (really don’t like bottoming honestly) but the fact that if my partner is into it, I’d let them top; that seems to be an issue too because then I’m not considered a “real top” to them. I just feel like if I like you I don’t mind switching up because I like you specifically. I’m never gonna just bottom in the rare cases I do a hookup situation. It would take the motivation of really connecting for me to be open to it. Plus the fact that I’m openly gay is a turnoff off to some because “masculine dudes can’t be openly gay”. I’ve literally had guys that liked me until they found out I was not dl.
At this point I don’t really know what to do outside of fanboy over people online without telling them and staying home playing PlayStation.
I need some real advice. Even so I’m prepared for the commenters that gonna say it’s not masculine to bitch about anything and that masculine dudes are supposed to have feelings or whatever, but it is what it is. I hope at least some of the commenters are genuinely trying to help me.
All of it made sense.
Austin for years fought the boss as the peoples middle finger to authority. Gimme a hell yeah! Even against the corporate rock. For years he beat McMahon’s goon of the season, no matter how unfair and how much the odds were stacked against him. Everything from two on one matches, to the ladder match where the thing was pulled away, to even the ridiculousness of fighting a masked man in a first blood match. He finally even got his hands on Vince in a cage and the debut a new giant to screw him over again. He even was arrested multiple times. Jumped multiple times. He fought the embodiment of death in the undertaker. And beats the corporate Rock at mania 15.
He gets sidelined finally in story by an attack from triple h who had him run over with a car by rikishi, missing a year.
But when he comes back, the people have a new champion. The Rock. Who has always been arrogant, self oriented, not the least bit fighting for the people really. But the people worship him, say his catchphrases word for word.
So we build toward mania, Austin is desperate. He’s not the people’s choice. He’s not the champion either. Vince still runs the wwf world. And he makes Austin’s own wife manage the rock, his longtime enemy.
So the match happens. Austin tries every trick in his playbook. Mud hole stomps. Spinebuster. The forearm off the ropes, with full flying middle fingers. A good old walk and brawl outside the ring. It’s not enough. He tries a stunner. Doesn’t work. Not enough. He tries every finisher he has ever had. Stun gun from the stunning Steve days. Million dollar dream from the ringmaster days. Not enough. Drops a few more stunners and even Rocks Rock bottom for good measure. It’s still not enough. Maybe rock is actually better on this night. But Austin HAS to win. He’s lost his wife. He’s lost the people. At least he needs the belt.
Then Vince shows up. Austin thinks back to how the one thing Vince was known for, and that’s screwing people. The desperate man makes a deal with the devil. Why not? Rock did it. And the people forgave him. And it got him into that title picture. They’ll get over it, right? Besides, Austin cannot afford to lose this. He fought back from a year of injury from vehicular assault. Maybe it pays to have the boss in your corner, maybe it’s someone else turn to go get arrested, get jumped, go thru the hell of being against Vince. Nice guys finish last, and the belt is everything. So, all out of moves, he hits rock 16 times with the chair, beating him till he can’t move. Austin becomes the champion again.
Then, the sobering reality hits. Vince will drop you the minute you are no longer useful; like he did with the rock. This makes Austin a paranoid man. Immediately Vince gets triple h, the man who had him run over, on the team. Two man power trip! But can you trust them? But the Triple h gets hurt. And seeing how quickly Vince moves on, you start to think, how long before Vince backstabs or forgets about me? The paranoia grows.
Then suddenly there’s an invasion. Suddenly you feel safe, because you are the lone standing WWE poster boy, rock is off in Hollywood, taker is having a biker mid life crisis and is not nearly as dangerous without the power of the dark side, and triple h is in the shelf. And several WWE guys left to join the alliance. You breathe a sigh of relief. You are safe. You even learn to appreciate Vince as a comrade. A friend, even. You are the savior of the WWE.
But then Vince starts calling you soft. “Gimme the old stone cold” he says. He didn’t appreciate you after all. You were never his friend, just a prize trophy. You finally let your guard down and let go of the paranoia and the “don’t trust anyone” mentality.
And he made you feel stupid for ever trusting the devil. He thinks you are coming to the right the go home raw before invasion to play the hero. But really it’s a violent temper tantrum, an expression of pure rage, destroying everyone in your path from the moment you enter the building.
But Heyman is loyal. Even after his company failed he stayed loyal, got most of his key players hired in the system and was destroying it from within. Never gave up or turned his back on those guys. And you are a WCW original to boot. So you decide to fuck Vince over before he can fuck you over. He doesn’t appreciate you as a person anyway, just as a tool. But ecw is full of loyalty, and passion. Heyman stayed loyal to his guys. Heyman gave you a job when WCW fedexed you a pink slip. And Stephanie owes you one, you saved her from crucifixion and a dark fate.
So you join the alliance. And WWE makes angle their new poster boy. So what, you’ve got the belt and finally got some real support, because Heyman is loyal to his own.
But then there’s Rob Van Dam. The true hero of the ecw locker room. The boys favorite, and gaining a lot of support from the fans too, who still haven’t accepted the new you. Vince, like a snake sensing an open wound, sees the cracks forming and puts RVD and you and angle in a match. Even now Vince proves he was never on your side and you aren’t sure that RVD is either. And then, angle wants to join your side for the big survivor series match for it all. Being paranoid, you don’t trust him. But no one is listening to you, they think you are jealous. And maybe you are, but you are also right: Angle turns out to be a double agent working for Vince. Angle saves the WWE. And we are back where we started. You hate Vince. Vince screwed you via henchman, again. But worse, even the WWE doesn’t trust you now.
So you take some time off to regroup. You still love the WWE. And the nWo is here to poison it. You step to the plate, with rock taking care of hogan and you taking care of hall.
One day you get a call. It’s Vince. You know he’s still using you but this is too good an offer to pass up. Who is the one person you hate more than Vince? The first booker to not see your value. The one who fired you via fedex. Eric bischoff. And Vince hands you the opportunity to take all that anger out on him on a silver platter as the sheriff of Raw. Great peace offering. You seal the deal after a fun time torturing him by giving him a final sendoff never to be employed by WWE again, and it’s not by fed ex, it’s being carried away, off tv and out of your life for good.
But there is still the issue of the Rock. You are battered and beaten from years of battle. Rock is a major Hollywood star. Maybe one last battle can settle things. Is he really better? Has he finally surpassed you? You were definitely better in the attitude era. But you couldn’t beat him at mania 17. One last showdown, man to man. You fight your heart out and survive two rock bottoms, but the third was just too much. Every warrior had their sunset. The only man good enough to retire you. The rock finally beats you clean.
So you ride off into the sunset. Years pass. People start to doubt your legacy. Specifically one man named Kevin owens. Do you have it in you anymore? You prepare for one final gunslinger battle to show and remind the world who the baddest S.O.B. Really is. Crack open one last can of whoopass. There’s no more paranoia. No more insecurity. And in the main event, you defeat Kevin owens. There’s only one piece of business left unfinished and ready to close. Vince. One last beer between an old enemy and sometimes ally. Before you close the book on it with one last stunner for old times sake. And this time you ride off into the sunset on top. All business settled. At peace, to spend the rest of your days talking with the boys on podcasts and riding 4x4s on your ranch. One hell of a journey, and that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone cold said so!
All of it made sense.
Austin for years fought the boss as the peoples middle finger to authority. Gimme a hell yeah! Even against the corporate rock. For years he beat McMahon’s goon of the season, no matter how unfair and how much the odds were stacked against him. Everything from two on one matches, to the ladder match where the thing was pulled away, to even the ridiculousness of fighting a masked man in a first blood match. He finally even got his hands on Vince in a cage and the debut a new giant to screw him over again. He even was arrested multiple times. Jumped multiple times. He fought the embodiment of death in the undertaker. And beats the corporate Rock at mania 15.
He gets sidelined finally in story by an attack from triple h who had him run over with a car by rikishi, missing a year.
But when he comes back, the people have a new champion. The Rock. Who has always been arrogant, self oriented, not the least bit fighting for the people really. But the people worship him, say his catchphrases word for word.
So we build toward mania, Austin is desperate. He’s not the people’s choice. He’s not the champion either. Vince still runs the wwf world. And he makes Austin’s own wife manage the rock, his longtime enemy.
So the match happens. Austin tries every trick in his playbook. Mud hole stomps. Spinebuster. The forearm off the ropes, with full flying middle fingers. A good old walk and brawl outside the ring. It’s not enough. He tries a stunner. Doesn’t work. Not enough. He tries every finisher he has ever had. Stun gun from the stunning Steve days. Million dollar dream from the ringmaster days. Not enough. Drops a few more stunners and even Rocks Rock bottom for good measure. It’s still not enough. Maybe rock is actually better on this night. But Austin HAS to win. He’s lost his wife. He’s lost the people. At least he needs the belt.
Then Vince shows up. Austin thinks back to how the one thing Vince was known for, and that’s screwing people. The desperate man makes a deal with the devil. Why not? Rock did it. And the people forgave him. And it got him into that title picture. They’ll get over it, right? Besides, Austin cannot afford to lose this. He fought back from a year of injury from vehicular assault. Maybe it pays to have the boss in your corner, maybe it’s someone else turn to go get arrested, get jumped, go thru the hell of being against Vince. Nice guys finish last, and the belt is everything. So, all out of moves, he hits rock 16 times with the chair, beating him till he can’t move. Austin becomes the champion again.
Then, the sobering reality hits. Vince will drop you the minute you are no longer useful; like he did with the rock. This makes Austin a paranoid man. Immediately Vince gets triple h, the man who had him run over, on the team. Two man power trip! But can you trust them? But the Triple h gets hurt. And seeing how quickly Vince moves on, you start to think, how long before Vince backstabs or forgets about me? The paranoia grows.
Then suddenly there’s an invasion. Suddenly you feel safe, because you are the lone standing WWE poster boy, rock is off in Hollywood, taker is having a biker mid life crisis and is not nearly as dangerous without the power of the dark side, and triple h is in the shelf. And several WWE guys left to join the alliance. You breathe a sigh of relief. You are safe. You even learn to appreciate Vince as a comrade. A friend, even. You are the savior of the WWE.
But then Vince starts calling you soft. “Gimme the old stone cold” he says. He didn’t appreciate you after all. You were never his friend, just a prize trophy. You finally let your guard down and let go of the paranoia and the “don’t trust anyone” mentality.
And he made you feel stupid for ever trusting the devil. He thinks you are coming to the right the go home raw before invasion to play the hero. But really it’s a violent temper tantrum, an expression of pure rage, destroying everyone in your path from the moment you enter the building.
But Heyman is loyal. Even after his company failed he stayed loyal, got most of his key players hired in the system and was destroying it from within. Never gave up or turned his back on those guys. And you are a WCW original to boot. So you decide to fuck Vince over before he can fuck you over. He doesn’t appreciate you as a person anyway, just as a tool. But ecw is full of loyalty, and passion. Heyman stayed loyal to his guys. Heyman gave you a job when WCW fedexed you a pink slip. And Stephanie owes you one, you saved her from crucifixion and a dark fate.
So you join the alliance. And WWE makes angle their new poster boy. So what, you’ve got the belt and finally got some real support, because Heyman is loyal to his own.
But then there’s Rob Van Dam. The true hero of the ecw locker room. The boys favorite, and gaining a lot of support from the fans too, who still haven’t accepted the new you. Vince, like a snake sensing an open wound, sees the cracks forming and puts RVD and you and angle in a match. Even now Vince proves he was never on your side and you aren’t sure that RVD is either. And then, angle wants to join your side for the big survivor series match for it all. Being paranoid, you don’t trust him. But no one is listening to you, they think you are jealous. And maybe you are, but you are also right: Angle turns out to be a double agent working for Vince. Angle saves the WWE. And we are back where we started. You hate Vince. Vince screwed you via henchman, again. But worse, even the WWE doesn’t trust you now.
So you take some time off to regroup. You still love the WWE. And the nWo is here to poison it. You step to the plate, with rock taking care of hogan and you taking care of hall.
One day you get a call. It’s Vince. You know he’s still using you but this is too good an offer to pass up. Who is the one person you hate more than Vince? The first booker to not see your value. The one who fired you via fedex. Eric bischoff. And Vince hands you the opportunity to take all that anger out on him on a silver platter as the sheriff of Raw. Great peace offering. You seal the deal after a fun time torturing him by giving him a final sendoff never to be employed by WWE again, and it’s not by fed ex, it’s being carried away, off tv and out of your life for good.
But there is still the issue of the Rock. You are battered and beaten from years of battle. Rock is a major Hollywood star. Maybe one last battle can settle things. Is he really better? Has he finally surpassed you? You were definitely better in the attitude era. But you couldn’t beat him at mania 17. One last showdown, man to man. You fight your heart out and survive two rock bottoms, but the third was just too much. Every warrior had their sunset. The only man good enough to retire you. The rock finally beats you clean.
So you ride off into the sunset. Years pass. People start to doubt your legacy. Specifically one man named Kevin owens. Do you have it in you anymore? You prepare for one final gunslinger battle to show and remind the world who the baddest S.O.B. Really is. Crack open one last can of whoopass. There’s no more paranoia. No more insecurity. And in the main event, you defeat Kevin owens. There’s only one piece of business left unfinished and ready to close. Vince. One last beer between an old enemy and sometimes ally. Before you close the book on it with one last stunner for old times sake. And this time you ride off into the sunset on top. All business settled. At peace, to spend the rest of your days talking with the boys on podcasts and riding 4x4s on your ranch. One hell of a journey, and that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone cold said so!
All of it made sense.
Austin for years fought the boss as the peoples middle finger to authority. Gimme a hell yeah! Even against the corporate rock. For years he beat McMahon’s goon of the season, no matter how unfair and how much the odds were stacked against him. Everything from two on one matches, to the ladder match where the thing was pulled away, to even the ridiculousness of fighting a masked man in a first blood match. He finally even got his hands on Vince in a cage and the debut a new giant to screw him over again. He even was arrested multiple times. Jumped multiple times. He fought the embodiment of death in the undertaker. And beats the corporate Rock at mania 15.
He gets sidelined finally in story by an attack from triple h who had him run over with a car by rikishi, missing a year.
But when he comes back, the people have a new champion. The Rock. Who has always been arrogant, self oriented, not the least bit fighting for the people really. But the people worship him, say his catchphrases word for word.
So we build toward mania, Austin is desperate. He’s not the people’s choice. He’s not the champion either. Vince still runs the wwf world. And he makes Austin’s own wife manage the rock, his longtime enemy.
So the match happens. Austin tries every trick in his playbook. Mud hole stomps. Spinebuster. The forearm off the ropes, with full flying middle fingers. A good old walk and brawl outside the ring. It’s not enough. He tries a stunner. Doesn’t work. Not enough. He tries every finisher he has ever had. Stun gun from the stunning Steve days. Million dollar dream from the ringmaster days. Not enough. Drops a few more stunners and even Rocks Rock bottom for good measure. It’s still not enough. Maybe rock is actually better on this night. But Austin HAS to win. He’s lost his wife. He’s lost the people. At least he needs the belt.
Then Vince shows up. Austin thinks back to how the one thing Vince was known for, and that’s screwing people. The desperate man makes a deal with the devil. Why not? Rock did it. And the people forgave him. And it got him into that title picture. They’ll get over it, right? Besides, Austin cannot afford to lose this. He fought back from a year of injury from vehicular assault. Maybe it pays to have the boss in your corner, maybe it’s someone else turn to go get arrested, get jumped, go thru the hell of being against Vince. Nice guys finish last, and the belt is everything. So, all out of moves, he hits rock 16 times with the chair, beating him till he can’t move. Austin becomes the champion again.
Then, the sobering reality hits. Vince will drop you the minute you are no longer useful; like he did with the rock. This makes Austin a paranoid man. Immediately Vince gets triple h, the man who had him run over, on the team. Two man power trip! But can you trust them? But the Triple h gets hurt. And seeing how quickly Vince moves on, you start to think, how long before Vince backstabs or forgets about me? The paranoia grows.
Then suddenly there’s an invasion. Suddenly you feel safe, because you are the lone standing WWE poster boy, rock is off in Hollywood, taker is having a biker mid life crisis and is not nearly as dangerous without the power of the dark side, and triple h is in the shelf. And several WWE guys left to join the alliance. You breathe a sigh of relief. You are safe. You even learn to appreciate Vince as a comrade. A friend, even. You are the savior of the WWE.
But then Vince starts calling you soft. “Gimme the old stone cold” he says. He didn’t appreciate you after all. You were never his friend, just a prize trophy. You finally let your guard down and let go of the paranoia and the “don’t trust anyone” mentality.
And he made you feel stupid for ever trusting the devil. He thinks you are coming to the right the go home raw before invasion to play the hero. But really it’s a violent temper tantrum, an expression of pure rage, destroying everyone in your path from the moment you enter the building.
But Heyman is loyal. Even after his company failed he stayed loyal, got most of his key players hired in the system and was destroying it from within. Never gave up or turned his back on those guys. And you are a WCW original to boot. So you decide to fuck Vince over before he can fuck you over. He doesn’t appreciate you as a person anyway, just as a tool. But ecw is full of loyalty, and passion. Heyman stayed loyal to his guys. Heyman gave you a job when WCW fedexed you a pink slip. And Stephanie owes you one, you saved her from crucifixion and a dark fate.
So you join the alliance. And WWE makes angle their new poster boy. So what, you’ve got the belt and finally got some real support, because Heyman is loyal to his own.
But then there’s Rob Van Dam. The true hero of the ecw locker room. The boys favorite, and gaining a lot of support from the fans too, who still haven’t accepted the new you. Vince, like a snake sensing an open wound, sees the cracks forming and puts RVD and you and angle in a match. Even now Vince proves he was never on your side and you aren’t sure that RVD is either. And then, angle wants to join your side for the big survivor series match for it all. Being paranoid, you don’t trust him. But no one is listening to you, they think you are jealous. And maybe you are, but you are also right: Angle turns out to be a double agent working for Vince. Angle saves the WWE. And we are back where we started. You hate Vince. Vince screwed you via henchman, again. But worse, even the WWE doesn’t trust you now.
So you take some time off to regroup. You still love the WWE. And the nWo is here to poison it. You step to the plate, with rock taking care of hogan and you taking care of hall.
One day you get a call. It’s Vince. You know he’s still using you but this is too good an offer to pass up. Who is the one person you hate more than Vince? The first booker to not see your value. The one who fired you via fedex. Eric bischoff. And Vince hands you the opportunity to take all that anger out on him on a silver platter as the sheriff of Raw. Great peace offering. You seal the deal after a fun time torturing him by giving him a final sendoff never to be employed by WWE again, and it’s not by fed ex, it’s being carried away, off tv and out of your life for good.
But there is still the issue of the Rock. You are battered and beaten from years of battle. Rock is a major Hollywood star. Maybe one last battle can settle things. Is he really better? Has he finally surpassed you? You were definitely better in the attitude era. But you couldn’t beat him at mania 17. One last showdown, man to man. You fight your heart out and survive two rock bottoms, but the third was just too much. Every warrior had their sunset. The only man good enough to retire you. The rock finally beats you clean.
So you ride off into the sunset. Years pass. People start to doubt your legacy. Specifically one man named Kevin owens. Do you have it in you anymore? You prepare for one final gunslinger battle to show and remind the world who the baddest S.O.B. Really is. Crack open one last can of whoopass. There’s no more paranoia. No more insecurity. And in the main event, you defeat Kevin owens. There’s only one piece of business left unfinished and ready to close. Vince. One last beer between an old enemy and sometimes ally. Before you close the book on it with one last stunner for old times sake. And this time you ride off into the sunset on top. All business settled. At peace, to spend the rest of your days talking with the boys on podcasts and riding 4x4s on your ranch. One hell of a journey, and that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone cold said so!
All of it made sense.
Austin for years fought the boss as the peoples middle finger to authority. Gimme a hell yeah! Even against the corporate rock. For years he beat McMahon’s goon of the season, no matter how unfair and how much the odds were stacked against him. Everything from two on one matches, to the ladder match where the thing was pulled away, to even the ridiculousness of fighting a masked man in a first blood match. He finally even got his hands on Vince in a cage and the debut a new giant to screw him over again. He even was arrested multiple times. Jumped multiple times. He fought the embodiment of death in the undertaker. And beats the corporate Rock at mania 15.
He gets sidelined finally in story by an attack from triple h who had him run over with a car by rikishi, missing a year.
But when he comes back, the people have a new champion. The Rock. Who has always been arrogant, self oriented, not the least bit fighting for the people really. But the people worship him, say his catchphrases word for word.
So we build toward mania, Austin is desperate. He’s not the people’s choice. He’s not the champion either. Vince still runs the wwf world. And he makes Austin’s own wife manage the rock, his longtime enemy.
So the match happens. Austin tries every trick in his playbook. Mud hole stomps. Spinebuster. The forearm off the ropes, with full flying middle fingers. A good old walk and brawl outside the ring. It’s not enough. He tries a stunner. Doesn’t work. Not enough. He tries every finisher he has ever had. Stun gun from the stunning Steve days. Million dollar dream from the ringmaster days. Not enough. Drops a few more stunners and even Rocks Rock bottom for good measure. It’s still not enough. Maybe rock is actually better on this night. But Austin HAS to win. He’s lost his wife. He’s lost the people. At least he needs the belt.
Then Vince shows up. Austin thinks back to how the one thing Vince was known for, and that’s screwing people. The desperate man makes a deal with the devil. Why not? Rock did it. And the people forgave him. And it got him into that title picture. They’ll get over it, right? Besides, Austin cannot afford to lose this. He fought back from a year of injury from vehicular assault. Maybe it pays to have the boss in your corner, maybe it’s someone else turn to go get arrested, get jumped, go thru the hell of being against Vince. Nice guys finish last, and the belt is everything. So, all out of moves, he hits rock 16 times with the chair, beating him till he can’t move. Austin becomes the champion again.
Then, the sobering reality hits. Vince will drop you the minute you are no longer useful; like he did with the rock. This makes Austin a paranoid man. Immediately Vince gets triple h, the man who had him run over, on the team. Two man power trip! But can you trust them? But the Triple h gets hurt. And seeing how quickly Vince moves on, you start to think, how long before Vince backstabs or forgets about me? The paranoia grows.
Then suddenly there’s an invasion. Suddenly you feel safe, because you are the lone standing WWE poster boy, rock is off in Hollywood, taker is having a biker mid life crisis and is not nearly as dangerous without the power of the dark side, and triple h is in the shelf. And several WWE guys left to join the alliance. You breathe a sigh of relief. You are safe. You even learn to appreciate Vince as a comrade. A friend, even. You are the savior of the WWE.
But then Vince starts calling you soft. “Gimme the old stone cold” he says. He didn’t appreciate you after all. You were never his friend, just a prize trophy. You finally let your guard down and let go of the paranoia and the “don’t trust anyone” mentality.
And he made you feel stupid for ever trusting the devil. He thinks you are coming to the right the go home raw before invasion to play the hero. But really it’s a violent temper tantrum, an expression of pure rage, destroying everyone in your path from the moment you enter the building.
But Heyman is loyal. Even after his company failed he stayed loyal, got most of his key players hired in the system and was destroying it from within. Never gave up or turned his back on those guys. And you are a WCW original to boot. So you decide to fuck Vince over before he can fuck you over. He doesn’t appreciate you as a person anyway, just as a tool. But ecw is full of loyalty, and passion. Heyman stayed loyal to his guys. Heyman gave you a job when WCW fedexed you a pink slip. And Stephanie owes you one, you saved her from crucifixion and a dark fate.
So you join the alliance. And WWE makes angle their new poster boy. So what, you’ve got the belt and finally got some real support, because Heyman is loyal to his own.
But then there’s Rob Van Dam. The true hero of the ecw locker room. The boys favorite, and gaining a lot of support from the fans too, who still haven’t accepted the new you. Vince, like a snake sensing an open wound, sees the cracks forming and puts RVD and you and angle in a match. Even now Vince proves he was never on your side and you aren’t sure that RVD is either. And then, angle wants to join your side for the big survivor series match for it all. Being paranoid, you don’t trust him. But no one is listening to you, they think you are jealous. And maybe you are, but you are also right: Angle turns out to be a double agent working for Vince. Angle saves the WWE. And we are back where we started. You hate Vince. Vince screwed you via henchman, again. But worse, even the WWE doesn’t trust you now.
So you take some time off to regroup. You still love the WWE. And the nWo is here to poison it. You step to the plate, with rock taking care of hogan and you taking care of hall.
One day you get a call. It’s Vince. You know he’s still using you but this is too good an offer to pass up. Who is the one person you hate more than Vince? The first booker to not see your value. The one who fired you via fedex. Eric bischoff. And Vince hands you the opportunity to take all that anger out on him on a silver platter as the sheriff of Raw. Great peace offering. You seal the deal after a fun time torturing him by giving him a final sendoff never to be employed by WWE again, and it’s not by fed ex, it’s being carried away, off tv and out of your life for good.
But there is still the issue of the Rock. You are battered and beaten from years of battle. Rock is a major Hollywood star. Maybe one last battle can settle things. Is he really better? Has he finally surpassed you? You were definitely better in the attitude era. But you couldn’t beat him at mania 17. One last showdown, man to man. You fight your heart out and survive two rock bottoms, but the third was just too much. Every warrior had their sunset. The only man good enough to retire you. The rock finally beats you clean.
So you ride off into the sunset. Years pass. People start to doubt your legacy. Specifically one man named Kevin owens. Do you have it in you anymore? You prepare for one final gunslinger battle to show and remind the world who the baddest S.O.B. Really is. Crack open one last can of whoopass. There’s no more paranoia. No more insecurity. And in the main event, you defeat Kevin owens. There’s only one piece of business left unfinished and ready to close. Vince. One last beer between an old enemy and sometimes ally. Before you close the book on it with one last stunner for old times sake. And this time you ride off into the sunset on top. All business settled. At peace, to spend the rest of your days talking with the boys on podcasts and riding 4x4s on your ranch. One hell of a journey, and that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone cold said so!