Hello children. You may know me as the Distorting voice, but you may call me Carmen. I have reincarnated and started a therapy service. I feel that walking the path of a star may be the best for me, and help the people of the City be true to themselves.
I don’t think they bite, and I already have a few, but for some reason they’re attracted to me and I don’t know why.
Hey there members of the Middle. Has recent vengeances been annoying you? Well come to my therapy sessions, which is all for your mental health. (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any distortions that may occur during therapy sessions. They were just a coincidence.)