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Welcome hags, drags, and strags, it's me ya little rat girl Rocketina Raccoon and THIS is Rocketina's Summer of Love, "Rocketina's Rockin' Gala!" Deliberation! This is our FINAL week of regular competition, and what a week it is shaping up to be! A bit late to the party to shake things up, this week our tops and our bottoms both have fresh faces, so let's get to it!

Scoring HIGH this week were the pairs of Spider-Man and Human Torch for their haute couture style-swap, and Phoenix and Cyclops, with their cosmic couture! Our single SAFE couple this week is the royal power couple of Storm and Black Panther, who only just missed out on scoring higher! That leaves our BOTTOMS as Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic find themselves in the bottom, yet again. This time, though, they are joined by the sapphic sensations, Luna Snow and Magik! Oof, I bet they want that Gift Point now. BUT! Only one team can win...

Condragulations, Phoenix and Cyclops! You've won TWO Proprietary Possum Points PLUS ONE Point to give away at Untucked!

Well done, Mamas!

Luna Snow and Magik, Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic, I'm sorry my dears but you are in the bottom this week.

Prior to tonight you were all assigned the dusky country duet "Shallow" by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper to prepare a lip-synch performance to. This is your last chance to secure your ONE Point for the week, and ensure Reed and Susie's humiliation becomes complete. Judges! Follow the link to the official MRQ poll to cast your vote on who you want to win the lip-synch! Or, just who you think would win! Then, rejoin us on Friday, August 21st as PhoeClops give out their Gift Point and we announce our Top TWO for the GRAND FINALE! See you there!

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Welcome hags, drags, and strags, it's me ya little rat girl Rocketina Raccoon and THIS is Rocketina's Summer of Love, "Rocketina's Rockin' Gala!" This is our final week of standard competition before we crown a pair of winners! Last week our boys Spider-Man and Human Torch continued their scorching rise to the top and Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic sunk further into their pit. With this being their last chance at a victory, can they hope to redeem themselves?

It's MY Rockin' Gala! We got Fire Dancers in the nude, we got a life-size ice sculpture of a municipal dumpster, we got more taco bell than even I could hope to defile in one night. There's six giant Turkish men wrestling in oil, and a half-dozen amazonian Nordic women doing the same in beer. Welcome to my world of debauchery, hope you brought your invite, and be ware there is a strict dress code. For this, our Rivals were challenged to present a runway worthy of a first class party AND the subsequent orgy. Their task was to wow us and look damn good doing it!

Joining us on the Judges' Panel this week is the honey butter to my dinner roll, the flea to my dip, the rabies to my vaccine. Straight from 616 News, he's Jimothy James Dupree!

And they're king and queen of the totally NOT space-mutants; the only pair who likes dead mutant kids more than Emma Frost! It's Medusa and Black Bolt!

Judges! Read below to see how well our Rivals worked the runway then follow the officially linked poll to cast your vote on who you want to win! Or, who you thought did the best this week! Then, come back on Wednesday, August 19th as we announce the winner of our last challenge before the finale and who will have to lip-synch to "Shallow" by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. See you there, Judges!

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I'll be there with my +1

"Yes, yes, less teeth...good, good,"

Welcome hags, drags, and strags, it's me ya little rat girl Rocketina Raccoon and THIS is Rocketina's Summer of Love, "Good Morning, Rivals!" Last week we saw the planting of a gaybo-alliance seed, the stumbling of our hetslop couples, and a true return to form as Peter Parker became target of untold bottom jokes. This week, however, I'm expanding my media empire with the all new morning news program, Good Morning, Rivals! Working in pairs our Rivals were assigned positions from lead anchor to sportscaster, this week our Rivals had to embody the silly, the insane, and the outrageous.

Much like our real life news!

Receiving last week's Gift Point from Spider-Man and Human Torch, this week Luna Snow and Magik have been assigned a special extra task for their challenge this week! During their segment of Good Morning, Rivals, the pair must present a special interest story about ME! ROCKETINA RACCOON! HAH!

Joining us on the Judges' Panel this week is the only person I'd sing back up for, the red panda with the stamina! She's Ruby Red!

And they're Marvel's favorite gaybos, the doors they opened still got their lube on the doorknobs! It's Hulkling and Wiccan!

Judges! Read below to see how well each of our teams performed this week hosting our morning news show! Then, follow the link to the official MRQ poll to cast your vote on who you want to win! Or, just who you thought did the best! On Wednesday, August 5th we'll announce who won the challenge and who must lip-synch to "Eglantine, Don't Let Me Down" by Angela Lansbury and David Tomlinson! See you there, Judges!

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Welcome hags, drags, and strags, it's me ya little rat girl Rocketina Raccoon and THIS is Rocketina's Summer of Love, "Super Parents!" Untucked! This week we saw six new little superheroes enter the world, and god help any who come into contact with them, because our Rivals raised them. We saw the iconic Little Bastard, child of the gaybo couple of Human-Man, become a living legend amongst tiny titanic-powered tots, and we saw sweet Quartz Rose, daughter of Luna Snow and Magik express her deep desire to one day grow up and become a cat. Powerful stuff, powerful stuff, judges.

Before we join our Rivals back on the runway for the lip-synch and points bestowal, we find our ten freakazoids listless, befuddled, and bemused in Untucked. Let's see what's going on...

"Nice top!" Peter Parker was stood with the Russian sorceress. She was tall, ice cold, and deeply intimidating to be near.

"Spasiba, but she has a name, you know?"

"Hah! Thank god someone else here can take the bottom jokes."

"Too bad, the way I heard it Peter, you are the bottom joke." Peter sighed and shrugged deeply.

"Another season of that, huh?"

"Oh, without a doubt."

The room was dotted with tiny splinter groups of the gathered Rivals. Peter and Illyana were stood together, only a short bit away from Luna and Johnny who were excitedly talking about something. Luna pantomimed bouncing a baby in her arms, and the both of them laughed hard. Nearby, Jean Grey, her partner Cyclops, and their lifelong ally Storm were together, with her partner Black Panther only just closer to Storm than to them. Jean and Storm were sat side by side each other on one of the once pink now stained couches from Rocketina's Rocking Party Mansion. Peter tried not to think what each rainbow polka dot stain could be. Then there were the power couple of Susan Storm-Richards and her husband Reed. They practiced their lip-synch, one they'd soon have to perform on stage.

"So, ugh, look. Me and Johnny were talking, and well, the way we see it...we gotta stick together, you know?"

"We?"

"Us four, you know, oh hahaha tops and bottoms tops and bottoms haha, it's all well and good but, we gotta look out for one another."

"Is that right?"

"You know it is! Look at all those breeders over there, just counting the seconds until one of us slips up!"

"Hmm,"

"I know you and Scotty-two-hottie over there got history, he's like, your teacher, landlord, boss, or whatever, but we're in the crucible here, now! Did you see season two!? Rocketina locked me in a cage for a week and made me get in drag, RIGHT AFTER." Illyana chuckled a bit and sipped her drink. Peter did not laugh, however. "Yeah, it's so funny how right after I sent Luna home!"

Magik wrinkled up her nose at this, and set down her drink.

"Let's not relive neither hilarious nor hurtful history, dah? What is it you and matchstick have in mind?"

"That raccoon woman out there, she's ruthless! She's insane! Who knows what she has planned for us! And Susie there? She broke Magneto on SCREEN for us all to see, then WON the season! Jean has turned more people gay than that mummy movie from the 90's. And look, I'm not complaining, okay, it worked out for me and Bobby and Johnny sure, but she also won a whole season. Storm won Holiday Hoes! When it comes to odd bottoms out, it's me, Johnny, Luna, and you miss Baba Yaga. Who do you think any of those three over there are gonna give their spare points to?"

"Hmp, Baba Yaga," Illyana returned to her drink.

Back to the main stage!

Before our bottom two teams lip-synch, we call the pair of Spider-Man and Human Torch to the stage to give out their extra gift point. Limp wrists, whose it gonna be?

"After talking it over in private, we believe that Luna and Magik did great this week, and should be recognized for it. We're giving our point to them," said Spider-Man.

For the lip-synch, both pairs take their space on either ends of the stage and as the song begins we see how both Invisible Woman and Storm came to wear their GDR crowns. Storm and Black Panther play the song for it's passion, the expression of love in the lyrics, and the high energy of the music. They are electric, dynamic, and on stage show an undeniable chemistry. Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic go the other way entirely, relying on camp, comedy, and tricks. Reed's shapeshifting abilities are on full display, and though their performance is funny and entertaining, the judges decision this week was nearly unanimous...

Condragulations, Storm and Black Panther, you've won the lip-synch and secured your Proprietary Possum Point.

I'm sorry, Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic. As losers this week you will receive zero points to your final tally.

And that is episode one! Leaving us with Spider-Man and Human Torch in the lead with Luna Snow and Magik with two points, Phoenix and Cyclops tied with Storm and Black Panther with one point, and Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic bringing up the rear, with zero. But, the competition has just begun! And mama's buzz is kicking in, so who knows what's going to happen! Join us next week as our Rivals host their very own morning news program with "Good Morning, Rivals!" They'll have to work in pairs to host a draggy, gaggy, and [REDACTED] news show! On the judges panel we'll be hosting the one and only Ruby Red and Hulkling and Wiccan! That's Monday, August 3rd, only here on MarvelRivalsQueens!

Welcome hags, drags, and strags, it's me ya little rat girl Rocketina Raccoon and THIS is Rocketina's Summer of Love, "Super Parents!" Deliberation! This week our Rivals were challenged in ways they never imagined as they became burdened by superpowered bundles of joy. Tasked with naming their child, outlining their powers, and telling us a bit about them, these Rivals proved none of them should be anywhere near the malleable young minds of children. So let's get on to the judging!

Resonating the most with our judges were the two gaybo pairs in the competition! Huh, how about that. Both the couples of Human-Man and Snowsword scored incredibly high this week, leaving our other three pairs well and truly in the dust. While all our het-slop couples just barely made waves, two of them must be in the bottom.

Spider-Man and Human Torch, condragulations! You are the winners of this week's challenge!

You've won TWO Proprietary Possum Points, plus, ONE additional point to give away during Friday's Untucked. Good job, boy-kissers.

Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic, Storm and Black Panther, I'm sorry but you are in the bottom this week.

One of you will end the week with ZERO points, and be that much further from the finale.

Prior to tonight, you were tasked with preparing a lip-synch performance to "You're the One that I Want" by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta. This is your chance to join the rest of the pack and secure ONE point for the week's tally. Judges, follow the link to the official MRQ poll to cast your vote on who you want to win the lip-synch, or, who you think would have done the best! Then, return Friday the 31st as we announce this week's loser AND which lucky couple Peter and Johnny chose to gift their extra point to!

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Welcome hags, drags, and strags, it's me ya little rat girl Rocketina Raccoon and THIS is Rocketina's Summer of Love! ...presented by Galacta's Drag Race... This time, we brought together five of the most iconic, chaotic, dramatic, and GAY couples in Marvel Rivals for the chance to earn the title of Supreme Summer Sluts, and join the illustrious Hall of Fame! This week for our premier, our Rivals were blessed with a superpowered bundle of joy, and now they've got to monetize that rugrat and start making some cash! Presenting their superhuman pride and joy on the runway complete with superhero identity, abilities, and history to be judged. Which rotten little parasite will snag the first win for their mummy and daddy? decide!

To commemorate this season, we're doing something special with the judges' panel. Each week, we will be joined by one of Marvel's most famous couples, AND a personality hire chosen by yours truly, me, Rocketina Raccoon.

For our premier we're joined by the merry mutants' most marvelous mothers, ice cold and totally ready to fuck you the fuck up, it's Mystique and Destiny! And, straight from her job as cuntyest lesbian in the whole of the art appraisal world, she's Patty Possum!

Judges, read below to see how well each of our couples did this challenge. Then, follow the officially linked MRQ poll to cast your vote on who should win this week! Remember! This is a NON-ELIMINATION season, the winner of the week will receive TWO POINTS, plus ONE POINT to give away. At the end of the competition, the three couples with the most points will be who you get to vote for to win it all! So vote for your favorite, or, just who you thought did the best! Then, join us Wednesday July 29th as we declare the winner of the week and our two bottom placing couples!

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She's so cunty, she's like if Bayonetta and Emma Frost had a baby who they sent to Mss. Smashenbawls Cuntress Academy. I love her so much.

Anyone else loving Palworld? 👁👄👁

I love Rivals but it is still missing so many core gameplay niches from games like this that I am DYING to see NetEase try and implement.

For the first empty niche in gameplay, the mounted knight, I want Calico and Ember. The game just needs them. They look cool, they are cool, they're strong and one is a horse girl lesbian and one is a horse and they're both on fire, how cool is that?

The second niche I feel lacking in Rivals is the summoner class, and for this I've split the identity in half. For the minion summoner, someone whose purpose is to deal damage from afar and let their waves of flesh do the work I could see several Rivals taking that role. But, for me, it must be the Goblin Queen. The gooner money alone would keep the lights on for another year.

The final niche or gameplay role I want to see in this game is what I have called the summoner with titan class. Based off of Hera from Smite, and her ultimate ability Argus who once summoned had his own health bar and unlike the Glartrox can pursue enemies on his own and is empowered by Hera using her other cooldowns. I think Enchantress with Executioner on her Ultimate used in a similar way would be great to bring the character into the spotlight and give us another cunty magical diva to play with!

What are some classes, roles, or niches you think are missing from Rivals as it stands, and who would you nominate to fill them?

I'll STARVE GuangGuang. STARVE.

You can't fight crime if you ain't cute, Guang Guang

Oh, god, it looks weighty and fat, lord, I know it is

Attention Frostitutes, Ice Queens, and Coke Fiends!! This not a drill!

High Confessor of Her Grace at The Adamantine Chapel of the White Queen here, and I am calling all the faithful. All Her Frostitutes are officially summoned to finalize Her supreme victory in MarvelRivalsQueens "A Clash of Queens!" Anyone with even a passing adoration for the one and only Emma Frost are invited to lend Her your support in this endeavor, for what is a Goddess without Her faithful?

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With Magic the Gathering's upcoming Marvel Super Heroes set being revealed, I wanted to show my updated and revamped Rivals custom cards! I made a few as box commanders for precons, with names!

Emma heads the "Controlled Rivalry!" precon, Jeff takes up "Playful Rivalry!" deck. The Phoenix leads "Cosmic Rivalry!", while Storm takes the position of face commander for "Natural Rivalry!" and the Fantastic Four can be played however you choose for the "Fantastic Rivalry!" precon!

Also I'm sure some of these are broken, but you look at what cards Wizards themselves prints them come back to argue with me about fake ones.

Art by DandyDevilry on X

Vanguards: Medusa, Calico&Ember

Duelist: Shadowcat

Strategist: Elixir

These are my most wanted Rivals now that we have Dino! I also included the blank template I used if anyone else wanted to do one! Who do you Queens most want?