
u/Amberlinaaa

This is what happens when the orange brain cell downloads karate.
No more cats,’ he said. The Cat Distribution System said, ‘Cute story.’
Just one week after Onyx found us, I walked into the room and found this. 🤣
Onyx is about 7 weeks old and showed up roaming our neighborhood all alone—no mama, no siblings, and no obvious owner in sight. We spent a few days trying (and failing) to catch him while he expertly dodged every attempt. Eventually, our neighbor had better luck and managed to scoop him up.
Since everyone on this sub already knows how the Cat Distribution System works, it should come as no surprise that this tiny void somehow got routed right back to us.
The funniest part? My husband had made it very clear that he did not want to participate in the Cat Distribution System again. Fast-forward one week, and I walk in to find Onyx completely passed out in his arms like he’s been there his whole life.
I think it’s safe to say the CDC made its final decision—and Onyx knows exactly who’s his family 🖤🐈⬛
Tiny vampire forgot to wipe the powdered sugar off before he passed out in his hammock
The void is checking if the beans are ripe.
It’s only day two since we got this little nugget, and he’s already taken a hostage.
These colors make me so happy!
I found out tonight that yellow reallllllly pairs well with magenta. It usually overwhelms but is perfect in this combo!