r/OneOrangeBraincell

only been here a few days
and already has all the names. 🧡

tomago aka lil omelette aka egg head aka spicy churro aka gerald

Nom Nom Nom Nom 😸😸

He has resting b!chface and always looks angry, but I promise he is very comfy. This is his favorite chair. He likes to roll around in it and get chin scritches.

Sometimes he tries to eat it.

I love him.

HELLO FRIENDS,

I am in need of some expert-level opinions on my Orange (pending) Idiot Boi. Naturally, I sought the wisdom of the Orange Tribunal.

Now, I have always known Tubsen was a special boy. That is why he is my son.

His fur color even stood out among his other orange siblings. And as he grows, I feel the color has only gotten odder?more odd?... whichever.

The attached pictures feature what I'm assuming is some unusual coloring and the faces of pure, unadulterated lunacy. Some are with flash, some without.

Now, my description would be something like:

"creamy orange boy/chimney sweep"

or

"still orange, still dumb, rolled in an ashtray"

Either way, he is spiritually VERY orange.

For example, last week, in the span of 52 minutes, he dove into the open toilet (from which I had just stood) and then pulled a plant off the stand and dumped it directly onto my head....showering me like the regrets of my poor decisions.

He gave me the sweetest gift: A corneal abrasion, after discovering my face is an ✨interactive art installation✨. Such a thoughtful gift.

He screams Folsom Prison Blues from his jail cell (the bathroom) and just absolutely butchers it.

He is an impeccable specimen, absolute perfection, and I would light the world on fire for him.

Anyway: what the fuck color is my infant son? He's 10 weeks old btw. 🐈

okloveubye. 🖤🖤

Never planted any...

We are moving to a new apartment and my big boy is just like “ chill girl” 😅 I love him so much,he is 12y.o., so I really hope our new apartment makes him happy 😊 !

The way he covers his eyes😍

(this print took 18 hours btw😐)