
Talk me out of this.
Context: experienced rider. Mid 40s. Tall. Previously ridden a range of bikes from sporty to dirt before succumbing to middle aged fatness and settling on ADV bikes. Favourite bike ever was a Tuono V4, which I only had for a few weeks before it turned into a broken arm and an insurance check. I was younger and more foolish. Recently in remission from cancer. Decided “to hell with practicality” and bought a 2024 Fat Boy which I am wildly modifying.
The Harley scratches a certain itch but I miss chains, I miss four cylinder engines, I miss Japanese, and in my neck of the woods it attracts police attention like flies to a pile of shit.
I don’t ride far. I don’t commute. I don’t ride in the rain. I’ll never do a track day. I don’t need to carry stuff.
So I’m thinking of this. It will suit my size poorly. My occasional pax ride with my 11yo son as pillion will look ridiculous. And I’ll probably never get it out of third. And yet..
Talk me out of it.
(PSA: I’m well aware the ZX-14R would suit me better. I don’t care, I don’t like it.)