[WP] “How was I supposed to know she’s was gonna tear a hole in reality?” “Ok fair, but you didn’t think telling the woman who just told us yesterday she’s a reincarnated god that your dog ate her Dino nuggies was a good idea?”
[WP] “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and most of all fuck YOU!” Said one of the child super soldiers to their creators, who where tired up, before leaving to escape the facility they were held captive
[WP] You are a hero who used the name of a mythical god as your alias. After a while, you get sent a cease-And-Desist from said mythical being to stop using their name
[WP] when you’re new friend invited you out to boys night, you thought it would be fun. You didn’t think it would involve fighting and intergalactic war lord. Apparently this is just a Tuesday for them
[WP] A Woman who looses everything offers to become a super soldier for a secret organization. However just as the process is about to begin, they reveal they are a cult that are using her a a vessel for their Eldritch master
[WP] You are currently being chased by the “Rugged Gritty tough guy” super soldier cause you discovered their secret collection of cutesy things and they don’t want you telling anyone
[WP] “ok so out of all the dragons you could have pissed off, you chose a fucking Blood dragon?! “how was I supposed to know it was a girl!! I didn’t know it didn’t like being misgendered and I call everyone ‘Bro’!!”