u/Any-Prize3748

Man NM is really tired of us hoarding keys

Man NM is really tired of us hoarding keys

Usual quest is “use up cube keys” which also works if you bundle them up. But they’re like “nah we need you to spend at least 4 days worth of keys”.

u/Any-Prize3748 — 19 hours ago

“Draw a single line to make the math problem correct…”

Followed by 10 kids making weird ass decisions that don’t even make sense and looking up at the teacher like “is this right?”

1 + 1 = 20

First student: 11 + 1 = 20
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Second student: 1 + 1 = 201
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Third student: 1 + 11 = 20
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u/Any-Prize3748 — 4 days ago

“Wait til the end to see what happens”

Bonus points: followed by 2 minutes of posing/ facial reactions/ slow motion stepping…

Like do you not get the ad dollars if we don’t watch the whole thing or something?

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u/Any-Prize3748 — 13 days ago

There are instances where precision is important so I understand that I might need to specify, but I feel like it shouldn’t be necessary.

If a grab a couple of something I’m grabbing **TWO** of them. But it can usually be followed up by someone who doesn’t understand and asks specifically how many.

I know this is 2026, but a couple is *still* just two. I didn’t make the rules, I didn’t invent that word. I honestly don’t know where I learned to say a couple instead of just two, but I do. I am both peeved at myself and peeved at having to explain myself.

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u/Any-Prize3748 — 18 days ago