The Maurician Orangutan (Homoerotic Belligerentus)

The Maurician Orangutan (Homoerotic Belligerentus) is native to railway bars across the greater Los Angeles region, though they are also known to make temporary shelter in abandoned office buildings. The Maurician Orangutan has a boisterous, yet approachable demeanor. They often demand belly rubs from French pranksters. Their defining characteristics include a vast knowledge of historical facts and proposition bets that guarantee fellatio. They are resourceful in their diet, combining a wide variety of ingredients into a soft of stew, known to the locals as Office Beef. Zoologists worldwide concur that the Maurician Orangutan kicks ass.

u/ArcherArchetype — 10 days ago
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Jock Week #114 - The Mount Rushmore of Bad Flights

Mine is...
Burger King Guy
That MF Not Real Girl
Brad Pitt
Captain Shah (Malaysian Flight 370)

Backdrop - How to Draw A Paper Airplane by Jace Avery

...what's YOUR Mount Rushmore of Bad Flights?

u/ArcherArchetype — 2 months ago
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URGENT!!! i meed 1 n word pass

I meed 1 n word pass from one black person this is urgent!!! Life of death

u/ArcherArchetype — 3 months ago