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1. $300 per month for life

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2. Every year, you and your immediate family (defined as spouse and any minor aged children) will receive a two weeks long luxury vacation anywhere commercially available, including first class air tickets, luxury suite at hotel, ground transportation (rental car, uber, train, etc..), food and drinks cost, entertainment costs (like buying tickets to a show while on vacation). Pretty much whatever experience you can buy during this two weeks vacation. Restrictions include you will have to pay for any non consumables. Like clothes, souvenirs, gifts won’t be covered and you will have to pay yourself. You cannot sell or gift your trip to anyone else outside immediate family.

Genie offers you one of two boons. You can only choose one. Which one do you choose?

1. $25 million one time payment.

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2. Life time perfect health. Your body will be rejuvenated to perfect health. Your weight and build will remain fit and in shape with little effort. You can over eat, drink to excess, and your body will stay healthy. Any excess calories, your body will just not absorb it and let it pass through your body. You will be highly resistant to infection, heal twice as fast, and be immune to cancer. You won’t ever need prescription medications. You will have perfect vision until you die. Barring catastrophic injury/accident, you will likely just die peacefully of old age in your sleep at some point when you exceed age 110.

1. After being married for a significant amount of time, you fall out of love and despise your spouse. During marriage you come into $100 million net worth. After bitter divorce, your spouse walks away with half and leaves you with $50 million. You hate your ex and never reconcile.

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2. After being married, you remain happily married for life. During marriage, you accumulate $10 million net worth and retire comfortably with your spouse.

After encountering Genie and asking for immortality and riches, he laughs and replies he will only let you choose one of the following. Which would you rather?

1. Immortality, but only while working full time (32 hours or more per week) in a non-manager/owner position at any McDonald’s. Must actually work in the restaurant. While working full time at any McDonald’s, Genie will suspend your aging and keep you relatively healthy. Genie will also (while working at McDonalds) provide you with a rent free, utilities paid, small one bedroom apartment within walking distance to the McDonald’s. You will not be invulnerable during this time so you can still die from severe injury. If/once you stop working full time, your aging and any applicable health deterioration will resume. This will be a life long ability. You can start up working at a McDonalds full time at any point and suspend your aging again. You can choose not to use this ability as well.

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2. $1 million (tax free) one time payment at the cost of 8 years of immediate aging to your body.

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3. $10 million (tax free) one time payment at the cost of 16 years of immediate aging to your body.

Genie appears in front of you and presents you with two boons. You can only choose one. Which would you rather?

1. $3.5 million each to all grandchildren of your paternal grandfather. So that would include you, any of your siblings you share a father with, and cousins from your dad’s side that have your same paternal grandfather.

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2. $10 million just for yourself.

Genie also says after you make your decision, he will flip a coin. Heads and this encounter will be confidential. Tails and he will make a recording of this encounter with him (Genie) observable by all your siblings and cousins involved in offer.

1. 10% cash back credit card. $50,000 per month spending limit. Cash advances not eligible for cash back.

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2. $1,000 in cash (10 One Hundred Dollar bills) every month.

Overnight, every single person physically in South America and its islands disappears. In addition, every citizen of all South American countries that happen to be abroad also disappears. All traces of human constructions in South America disappear. All land inside South America transforms into wild virgin undeveloped land.

How will the world react? Do you think there will be a land rush by countries of the world to try and claim it for their own? Who prevails?

1. You were born with 60 more IQ points than what you actually were. You will have to use your imagination on how your life would have turned out differently having a +60 IQ advantage

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2. Starting from now, you get two 24 hour mulligans. Once you activate one of these mulligans, your consciousness will be sent back 24 hours backwards. You then redo the past 24 hours any way you please. You only get two of these mulligans.

Genie appears in front of you and offers you one of two powers. You can only choose one. Which one are you choosing?

1. Hair growth on/off power. You can pause or restart the growth of your hair on body. If you get a perfect hair cut or shave. You can then pause indefinitely the growth of hair on your body.

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2. Never have to relieve yourself. Genie will magically affix two micro wormholes in your bladder and large intestine. All urine and bowel movement waste will void out through these wormholes. You never need to excrete waste out your urethra or rectum again. These worm holes can be turned on or off by you.

Genie appears in front of you and offers for you to relive your life from the beginning after you die. After you die you will be reincarnated back to your exact birth. All your previous life experience memories will be restored on your 4th birthday. You will be free relive your life as you please until you die again.

However, if you accept, your first reincarnation will just be your first step. After reliving your life. Upon dying again, you will then be reincarnated as your same gendered parent at the time of their birth, then all your previous memories will restore at 4 years old. After living and dying your parent’s life, you will then be reincarnated to your parent’s same gendered parent, and this process will repeat for 10,000 generations of your ancestors back to the early Homo sapiens.

Do you accept Genie’s offer and will you live out your entire 10,000 generation lineage?

A Dream Genie appears in front of you and presents to you a proposition. He will provide you with a $15,000 stipend for life. This will be tax free and Dream Genie will allow for 1.5% annual increases to this amount. But in exchange, you must entertain him in your dreams before being allowed to wake.

Going forward, every time you fall asleep, part of your sleep will be in Dream Genie’s dream world. You will be in a dream sequence set to the music video for Rebecca Black’s Friday. You will be dressed in Rebecca Black’s outfit with a wig on. You must perform the song Friday in the music video dream sequence. You must get all the lyrics right and successfully complete the performance and choreography before being allowed to awaken. If you don’t get it right, you can potentially stay asleep a long, long time until you do get it right.

Once this deal is accepted, it is for life. No take backs. Do you accept Dream Genie’s deal.