u/AutisticDadHasDapper

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Minato Namikaze after being appointed interim DHS secretary by a 6–3 Supreme Court decision, armed with Flying Raijin kunai engraved with “MAKE THE HIDDEN LEAF GREAT AGAIN,” backed by a convoy of lifted Ford F-350s flying American flags and Naruto-run militias from rural Idaho…

OR

Itachi Uchiha after testifying before Congress for 14 straight hours about “the deep-state Uchiha clan,” while simultaneously trapping every cable news network in Tsukuyomi so they each believe they exclusively won the election?

Bonus conditions:

The fight takes place in a Buc-ee’s parking lot during a CPAC convention.

Every time Minato teleports, Lee Greenwood starts playing.

Every crow Itachi summons immediately becomes a verified political commentator on X.

Fox News insists Minato is winning by a landslide.

MSNBC insists Itachi is “saving democracy.”

Naruto Uzumaki keeps trying to unify everyone with a bipartisan ramen summit.

A guy named Randy livestreams the entire battle from inside a mobility scooter while yelling, “THIS IS JUST LIKE THE CONSTITUTION, BRO.”

Neither fighter is allowed to use genjutsu on undecided voters because it violates FEC regulations.

I have a client who Inhave performed a lot of work for (flooring, bathroom remodel, water heater change, and a few others). She is very attractive and quite young (probably 26).

She always drinks wine with me while I work, and recently started getting really flirtatious. We ended up messing around during my last big project (painting her room).

Now she is having me come over for small things (changing a perfectly good faucet, and replacing vanity lights), and is paying me $500+ each time). It's a lot higher than my normal rate, so I think she is paying me "extra", since we fool around every time I come over.

Should I even bring this up with her? Or what should I do?