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Gimme Feats, gimme statements, who outsmarted who, who invented what?

If your Sona has artificial webs they’re already pretty smart just for inventing or refining the formula and building the Shooters.

Helena isn’t all that bright. She isn’t dumb but she isn’t what one would call smart enough to be a Superhero. No fancy high IQ or exemplary smarts. She’s more of a social person and can see through the masks people call faces. Now her wife on the other hand has access to the Symbionte Hive Mind so…yeah, bit unfair.

Writing a Fic, need Recommendations.

Passion is from Earth-20506.

I don't even know if there's a reason for the Numeration. I swear there might've been one...

When Mina, Tsu, Bakugo, Todoroki and Kirishima created a separate Group Chat for every hero and classmate and kid they all had worked with a clear lack of Ochako and Izuku in the mix everyone understood the protocol. Why they've been waiting for it for 10 goshdarn years for crying out loud!

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Sweet Unicorn: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Waterhose Jr.: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Katsuma: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Maharo: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Samidare: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Satsuki: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Roro: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Lala: I'LL BE THE RING BEARER!!!

Dadzawa: Starting off strong already... How did they do it?

Tsu: Proposed to each other at the same time. Shame Shoji and Jiro couldn't come. We had a bad time seeing it as it was in the middle of the night and so when they both knelt down and exchanged the rings it looked strange.

Deep Dope: Yeah sorry...Momo and Denki kept me busy.

Grape: "Busy".

Deep Dope: YOU WANT SOME FRUIT !PUNCH! TO YOUR BOWL OF GRAPES!?

Dazzling Beauty: Aww a bit strange they decided to do it on a rooftop in the middle of the night. But it's sweet nonetheless.

GEMGD: EXCUSE YOU?! MY MOTHER PROPOSED TO MY FATHER AFTER A BAR FIGHT!!! DEKU'S AND ROUND CHEEKS' MARRIAGE PROPOSALS IS NOTHING!!!

Best Jeanist: That explains...too much...

Doggo: I might need to reopen my therapy hours for some of you...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: Oh Lala! I'm getting my calendar cleared for the next few months to await being called forth to be the Best Man AND the Man of Honor!

*Nezu left a note: That doesn't exist*

Nejire-Chan: SAME! I can't wait! I wonder what kind of theme they're going to go with. How should my dress look? Will there be dresses? Can I bring a plus one or plus two?

Alien Queen: WOah! No hold on there fellas! Who told you you'd be the Man and Woman of Honor for the cinnamon rolls?!

Grape: YEAH! I'm gonna be that for the both of them!

*69 people banned Grape from the Group Chat*

YaoMomo: Sero, please go check that Mineta doesn't go and overreact.

Spider-Tape: One Mummified Grape coming right up! Also I'll be Midoriya's Best Man!

GEMGD: OH PLEASE NONE OF YOU EXTRAS CAN BE THE BEST ANYTHING FOR THOSE HOPELESS LOVE BIRDS1111111

Hatsume Industries: Correct! Only I can be that! No one else holds their trust and respect more than me!

Ingenium: Hatsume, you're just making our Support Items...

Hatsume Industries: I know, and?

Ingenium: ... How about you forge them proper wedding rings instead?

Hatsume Industries: GENIUS!!!!! Three Rings coming right up!

*Hatsume Industries went offline*

Kiss the Cook: Great job, Iida. That should take care of her for a while. If everyone's okay with that I will take care of the Cake.

Local Vatican: By the authority given to me I shall seal their love in holy matrimony.

Dragoon: But...they're not Christian...

Lizzy: Shhh... She still doesn't know that...

DJ Mic-y: AND I'LL BE THE MUSIC MEISTER WITH JIRO!!!!

Deep Dope: I actually wanted to be Ochako's Woman of Honor...

Yaomomo: Now hold on my love, I thought Denki and I would be by Ochako's and Izuku's side for this one?

Battery: WOW Hold on now! Don't pull me into your ideal Marriage setting.

Ingenium: I would rather I be Midoriya's Best man, after all I'm the closest to him.

GEMGD: HA1111111 GOOD ONE FOUR EYES1 BUT YOU AIN'T EVEN WORTH BEING ONE OF THE GROOMSMAN!

Icy-Hot: And you are?

GEMGD: OF COURSE I AM1 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

*Icy-Hot uploaded file labeled "Bakugo's understanding of 'friendship'"*

GEMGD: ... Fine... You be the Best Man...

*GEMGD went offline*

Ingenium: Thank you Todoroki. Now as I was saying, maybe I should be the Best Man for Midoriya.

Kidzawa: No you can't, I'll be the Best Man!

Dark Duo: Curses upon all of you! Dark Shadow and I will be the Maid of Honor and Best Man respectively!

Poltergeist: LIES! Kuroiro are the superior dark disciples for this position!

Karate Chop: Oh god, it's spreading again...

Phantom Thief No.1: YES! ONLY MEMBERS OF THE FORMER CLASS B CAN BE TAKING UP THIS MOST IMPORTANT POSITION1111

Rock: Well actually I think myself the better option for MidoBro's Best Man.

Steel: Well actually I think myself the better option for MidoBro's Best Man.

Rock: Bro...

Steel: Bro...

Alien Queen: Hey! No way! Kiri and I will be the ones!

Gunhead: YOu can't be! I wanna be the one to stand by Uravity's side as her Man of Honor when she and Midoriya exchange vows!!!

Rody and Pino: Soooo should we or should we not throw our hats into the ring?

Neutralizing Butler: That's what Miss Anna and I were wondering.

SHIELD: WAIT THEY PROPOSED?! DAMN TIME ZONES!!! I wanna be the Best Woman for Izuku!!!

Mama Cat: Now hold on kittens I believe one of the Heroes in this chat should also have a chance to be the Best Maids and Best Men of Honor for those lovey dovey kittens.

Actual Mama Cat: Ryu, no.

Mama Cat: RYU YES!!!

I AM HERE!: I SHALL BE THE BEST MAN FOR YOUNG MIDORIYA'S WEDDING AND THAT IS FINAL!!!

Blond Bird: You don't have the authority to demand that. Yes, even as former Number 1. I checked! Me on the other hand...

Headshot: So much for not abusing the Power as the new President of the HPSC...

Blond Bird: HOW DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?!

Headshot: Just because I refuse to leave my cell doesn't mean I ever want to be isolated from the world. My cells neighbor even introduced me to some games.

All Hands on Deck: Correct, they have surprisingly great internet speed for LOL! Also I want to be Deku's Best Man!

Clone: HECK YA! OH HELL NO!

Gecko: Has anyone heard from or seen Toga? I thought the news would excite her.

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Meanwhile back in the Midoriya residence Hisashi Midoriya finally got to make his wife calm down and not flood the entire Prefecture, leaving the kids alone while he celebrated with his wife over their son's great achievement.

Ochako checked her phone and was surprised to not see any messages. "You think we should tell them we're getting married?"

Izuku chuckled nervously, "I don't know how they'd react..."

"Horribly," Himiko answered with a smirk of Schadenfreude and showed them Inko's phone. "They're reacting horribly at the moment."

Looking at the chat pretty much half the hero community got invited to the two heroes gasped in shock at the escalation over who should get to be the Maid and Man of Honor.

"We didn't think about that..." Ochako admitted.

"You think we should tell them Himiko is part of this?"

The throuple considered it for a moment then shook their heads.

Some use the canon Cavalry Race, some use Paint Ball or capture the Flag.

What others you think can be used?

This couldn't be happening again...

HOW!!!???

Smoke-Eater maybe, MAYBE made some semblance of sense, he had been very influencial an popular after all.

But Lariat?! WHO THE SHOCK WAS LARIAT?!

Even Kayama "Art and Heroics History Teacher" Nemuri had to dig DEEP when trying to varify Midoriya's sources on his Assay about Past Heroes and the issues of the Early Heroics System.

It started simple, every student got a special topic or theme for their Assays, 20 Pages, credibly sourced with 15 of them at minimum, the bare minimum expected from U.A. Students. Getting a perfect grade was unheard of.

SO HOW DID YAOYOROZU, BAKUGO, TODOROKI AND MIDORIYA ALL GET PASSING GRADES?!

"Okay, Yaoyorozu makes sense. It's Yaoyorozu," Midnight reasoned and sipped her coffee like the insomniac she was becoming.

"And Bakugo is smart behind all that ego and anger issues," Aizawa added. "As is Todoroki behind that stubborn Kuudere act." He ignored the muttered comments from both his longtime friends.

"I mean..." Mic started, having been forced to sit down and listen to his best friends' rants and emotional crises. "He is pretty much THE Hero Nerd."

""That still doesn't explain how he got access to ARCHIVES FROM DISMANTLED HPSC SERVERS FROM A CENTURY AGO!!!!!!"" The black haired duo screamed.

—

"Are they still arguing?", The One For All User of Blackwhip, aka Five, aka Daigoro Banjo, aka Lariet asked.

"Seems so..." the latest User of the legendary Stockpile Quirk responded, more occupied with where to put all these surprise presents of Smoke-Eater Merch he recently got in the Mail.

"Still can't believe they had to search three weeks to confirm my existence and approve of your paper, kid."

"To be fair," Six started, being all giddy with the new old Merch of himself he never thought had gone beyond concept works. "You are literally from the Second Generation of Heroes and unlike me had no lasting influence in the Heroics scene."

Those words were apparently a mistake, as even the ever silent Two/Second muttered, "Oh great, here we go..."

"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU BLUE FART EMITTING BAST-"

Izuku promptly tuned out the following exchange of remarks, almost missing how All Might's Vestige and Nana both brought out the metaphysical Popcorn from seemingly nowhere.

The greatest Underground Hero in History, and a prominent Smoke Quirk User at that. Of Course these two (and Oboro, RIP) were big fans of the late Hero. His influence reached even modern day Heroes, just ask Best Jeanist 'Why the high cut collar obscuring everything below your nose?'.

So why, for all that's good in this dreadful little world, did the Limelight Hero Obsessed Problem Child just solve Smoke-Eater's biggest case?!

It wasn't like Smoke-Eater, or any proper Underground Hero for that matter, was popular enough for a feature in the History Books or Forums...unless you were in the Top Ten of All Might's Age of Peace like Edgeshot or as promiscuous as Midnight to the point entire laws had to be constructed around Hero Suits.

"It wasn't hard," the greenette lied. He had to. No way the one case the great Smoke-Eater and his subsequent replacements couldn't solve actually got solved by Izuku "Small Might" Midoriya. The kid was a genius but not in the investigation scene.

Yet here they were, with Midoriya holding the solution to the unsolvable question of which Aizawa and Nezu always hid one in every Exam. Bakugo was pissed but nowhere near as pissed as Nem and Sho. No, pissed wasn't the correct phrase. Defeated, devastated, absolutely broken.

Maybe they both were wrong about the boy? Maybe he was also very observant of Underground Heroes? He did after all recognize Shota as Eraserhead the second he saw the goggles.

Maybe, just maybe they should gift him those limited edition, prototype Smoke-Eater Figurines that never got published.

Maybe...they weren't worthy of being Smoke-Eater's biggest fans...

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"How did you solve that?" Izuku asked.

The One For All User with the Smokescreen Quirk, aka Six, aka En, aka Smoke-Eater for his part just let out the longest and tiredest sigh Izuku might've ever heard. "You spend over 80 years with nothing to occupy yourself with but your thoughts and you'll inevitably fall to insanity or finally see something click."

"Well," Izuku chuckled. "at least the click happened first."

"Yeah, haha," En chuckled with a higher pitch than he was known for.

• 1945
  • March 1st
    • Captain America MIA
• 1963
  • February
    • Final Invasion of Asgard, Death of Odin Borson
  • March
    • Asgard Civil War between The Loyalists (Thor, Sif, Warriors Three, Angela, Valkyrie, Baldur), The Usurpers (Loki, Enchantress, Executioner, Lorelei), The Dark Forces (Malekith, Laufey, Surtur, D’Chel, Gorr)
  • May
    • Doctor Stephen Strange goes “missing”
  • July 2nd
    • First public Mutant Sighting
• 1964
  • December
    • First public Inhuman Sighting and Terrigen Mist use
• 1981
  • August 10th
    • Peter Parker Birth
• 1983
  • April 2nd
    • Teresa Parker Birth
  • October 3rd
    • Helena Hendrickson Birth
• 1985
  • Deaths of Richard and Mary Parker
• 1988
  • The Hendricksons move to France
• 1994
  • Damaged Phalanx Pod lands in the shop of Antonio Stark
• 1995
  • The Hendricksons move to South Korea and meet Doctor Helen Cho, End of the Asgard Civil War, Thor’s Exile to Earth, First Hulk Transformation
• 1996
  • Fantastic Four Debut, Death of Ben Parker, First Spider-Man Sighting, Oscorp enters Gamma Research, First Iron Man Sighting
• 1997
  • First Green Goblin Sighting, Death of Gwen Stacy, Venom arrives on Earth, Nick Fury Jr.’s Avengers Debut
• 1998
  • The Hendricksons return to Denmark, Birth of Amadeus and Maddie Cho, Thanos arrival, Avengers (Black Knight, Hawkeye, Mockingbird, Sentry, Swordsman, U.S.Agent, Wolverine) + Guardians of the Galaxy (Drax the Destroyer, Gamora, Groot, Mantis, Moondragon, Nova, Phylla-Vell, Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, Starfox) + Captain Mar-Vell + Fantastic Four + Doctor Strange vs Thanos, Warp World, Cyan is born
• 1999
  • Sentry is forgotten, Sam Wilson’s Mutant X-Gene activation
• 2000
  • August
    • Spider-Man frees Cindy Moon
• 2001
  • September
    • 9/11 and Death of Helena’s Parents, Doctor Donald Blake’s Thor Re-Debut, Bruce Banner donates his blood to save Jennifer Walters, Death of Helen Cho and the Cho siblings go missing, Declaration of the War on Terror, U.S.Agent is send out during the War on Terror
• 2001
  • October
    • First She-Hulk Transformation, Avengers Disband, Clone Saga, Flash Thompson leaves for Afghanistan
  • November
    • Helena moves into Morbius’ Apartment, David Colton’s Captain America Debut
  • December
    • Robbie Robinson hires Helena as an Interviewer at the Daily Bugle
• 2002
  • March
    • Peter Parker retires, Ben Reilly’s Spider-Man Debut
  • Christmas
    • Cyan meets Eternity and lands on Earth, Cyan and Helena bond, First Passion Sighting
• 2003
  • January 16th
    • Death of Ben Reilly, Peter Parker’s Spider-Man Re-Debut
  • February
    • First Spider-Man + Passion Team-Up, Silvermane imprisoned, First Morbius Sighting
  • March
    • First Passion vs Morbius Fight, David Colton is sent to Iraq
  • June
    • Death of Eddie Brock, Black Suit Spider-Man Re-Debut, Norman Osborn de-masked and imprisoned
  • October 4th/October 26th 2099
    • Time-Space Breach over Alchemax Tower
• 2004
  • January 1st
    • Morbius vs Passion
  • January 31st-February 2nd
    • First Molten Man Sighting
  • February 4th-5th
    • Lizard Invasion
  • February 6th
    • Morbius final fight
  • February 10th
    • Spider-Man goes missing, Wolverine MIA (AWOL, hunting for the Winter Soldier)
  • February 12th
    • Passion meets Bailey Briggs, Cindy Moon, Julia Carpenter, Kaine, Lynda Locke, Martha “Mattie” Franklin and Matt Murdock
  • February 29th
    • Kaine’s Scarlet Spider Debut
  • May
    • Return of Flash Thompson and David Colton
  • September
    • Steve Rogers Recovery
• 2005
  • March 1st
    • Return of the First Avenger
  • May
    • Agent Venom Debut, Iron Man MIA, Antonio Stark Shop closure
  • July
    • Red Hulk + Iron Patriot Debut
  • August
    • Return of Nick Fury Jr. and Wolverine
  • November
    • Captain America vs The Winter Soldier
• 2006
  • May
    • War of the Americas/Superhuman Civil War
• ???
  • Helena returns to Denmark

It's not FULLY finished but it's on its way.

Simple Premise, what if the expansions didn't just focus on one of the Characters but all of them, how well would the events of Makeb, Yavin IV, Ziost and everything up until now goplayout if The Knight, Counsellor, Soldier, Smuggler, Inquisitor, Warrior, Agent and Hunter were involved all at the same time and leading the Alliance together.

I'd imagine it'd be extra interesting with who Valkorion gets to possess. (Personally think he'll take all eight of them and then does a process of elimination until he comes to reside within Wrath, Hero and Kallig last)

They all worked together at least once during Operations and Flashpoints.

I'm primarily talking the students.

Think, for example in University AUs we have them all spend 3 extra years in the same lifestyle they had before UA. 3 more years of bullying, 3 more years of training, 3 more years of abuse, 3 more years to develop and grow.

First one who came to mind for me was Monoma: He'd be worse. Much worse than in Canon and with no class assemble behind him against the others he'd either be even more alone in his antagonization or would aim at the other departments as his insecurities just grew.

Same with Midoriya and Bakugo: Bakugo got better as a person because Midoriya got a Quirk to help him stand up to Bakugo during the Hero Battles, plus all the character development for the pomeranian only really started after All Might retired. So Bakugo would be even more aggressive and self assured of his dominance (which honestly might attract the MLA) while Izuku would be even more timid or doubtful in himself (unless his Training starts 3 years and not 10 months before the exam or changes to include a visit to I-Island or something).

Uraraka would be broke. Her family was already struggling, add another 3 years of waiting time and I doubt there'll be any temporary apartment she can afford to stay in for the first months before the dorms.

Todoroki would become the Ice Dabi. I don't think I need to explain myself.

On the bright side maybe Shinso will actually get the Hero Course Spot this time.

Yandere Love Interests are usually rejected regardless of story and it ends in death of either or both.

But I’m tired of that.

GIVE ME YANDERE YURI WHERE THE LOVESICK ONE IS WELCOMED INTO THE OTHER’S HEART!!!

Bonus Points if it’s not Doomed Yuri.

Uraraka Ochako came home tired off her mind and with every limb and finger aching. A category 7 had hit Japan and everyone's hands had been on deck. Heroes, normal rescue workers, civilians all helped with relocation, search and rescue, the latter two thankfully not requiring more than three cases thanks to early response time.

It was bad but certainly could've been worse. Nonetheless here she was, back home, ready to just fall in bed and pass out without a good night.

Or so she thought. The second she rounded the corner she saw her two people, her two ones and everythings sitting on the couch, one trembling, one holding back tears.

"Uh oh... Wha' happened?" Ochako asked carefully, alert despite the exhaustion hitting her harder than Bakugo did during the Sports Festival.

Himiko was sitting on the sofa, hands hugging her knees, trembling with either anxiety or anticipation. Izuku was no better with his eyes being clouded by nothing but salty tears. Not a good sight on any day.

They didn't answer. At least not verbally. Izuku just gently nudged Himiko and after a moment of silent nodding between them the blonde protruded something hidden between her chest and thighs. A pregnancy test. A positive pregnancy test.

All color drained from Ochako's face leaving even her permenant blush rather monochrome. The world was still, the test impossibly real. The past 48 hours of nonestop work irrelevant.

"I...felt really sick since you were gone, couldn't even stomach any blood rations... Toya's brother asked us t-to take the test and..." Himiko's explanation was left at that. But she kept trembling and now Ochako knew why.

"Ochako? Say something." Apparently she herself fell into a state of utter befuddlement and unresponsiveness too as the stick was held loosely between her fingers.

But she did eventually respond. Oh boy she did. Not verbally but physically. The rescue heroine first swooped up her girlfriend, making the vampire stumble before her panic got exiled by true love's kiss. Himiko, her systems crashed, could do nothing but instinctually return the kiss and hold onto her love.

Only once one of them had to breathe did they part and Ochako jumped towards Izuku next, the greenette yelping as the brunette gifting him a kiss too, whispering to him what a good job he had done.

After parting reluctantly for that treacherous oxygen Ochako turned back to Himiko again, who looked bewildered, expecting screaming, expecting remarks, expecting...something! The believes drilled into her about children and marriage still present despite all the other dogmas she had already successfully broken through.

Ochako took her hand and smiled so brightly Himiko had to squint. "You will be the best mother our little one could ask for. They will never feel void of love." This one statement was the last their dams could take

It wasn't an obvious Quirk like a Mutation Type or a flashy Quirk like Explosion.

No it was a lot more subtle and passive like Tsukauchi's Lie Detector Quirk.

Truth is not even the Vestiges would've had noticed it because really...Midoriya lacked any form of self-confidence to notice the Quirk himself. Blame Aldera and Bakugo. Kids can be cruel little monsters.

Still it had an effect. Sadly the first person affected was Bakugo and considering he had the personality of a bear of cocaine...yeah...

But much later in his young life he would find more people affected and attracted to him – for whatever potential reason. Like Uraraka during the Entrance Exam. After her came Yaoyorozu during the Hero Battles and his Class Representative election standdown, then Asui Tsu during the USJ Incident, Hatsume and Todoroki during/after the Sports Festival and Melissa Shield overnight during the I-Island Incident.

Toga was the most attracted, no question there. It also was the first sign for Midoriya to look into himself on why so many people suddenly felt connected to him.

No, All Might it can't possibly be because he has the physique of a Greek statue.

It was at the point of the Cultural Festival when Ashido and Jiro joined the Fanclub™ that the young greenette decided to look inward... Only for Recovery Girl's far superior equipment to find something unexpected. (A certain long-living mad scientist sneezed.) A QUIRK!

One boosted by One For All to be much more effective than it was at initial subconscious use. Hey, maybe that explains why the All Might Fan has been feeling so weak late-

*THUD*

Recovery Girl sighed, "If his black outs have anything to do with you, Toshinori..." she slammed her cane against the reinforced wall at nut height, cratering it.

Is it just me or is it that every time I look for Polyamory Fics I find them all of them either being DekuBowl or just straight Harem fics?

Over the Edge (and Rise Up) is a good example of a proper Poly Fic imo but I’d like more.