大家怎么看黄秋生这老登?从早年魔怔腊粉到晚年喜提铁拳变反贼,节目效果有点爆

刚才无聊重刷了《无间道》三部曲,突然想到黄秋生这老东西。仔细盘一下他的履历,简直就是魔幻现实主义。

年轻的时候是个纯纯的腊左:唱红歌、戴像章,红得发紫,恨不得把红旗插满九龙半岛。结果年纪大了,反倒来了一波极限大漂移。不仅疯狂跳反成了民主派,最后还求仁得仁,喜提“铁拳套餐”加全网封杀,现在只能润去台湾混饭吃。

这就挺难绷的。从早期的狂热粉到晚年的“被迫害者”,他到底是因为老了真玩明白了,还是单纯挨了铁拳知道疼了才叫唤两声。各位迪友怎么看他这种极端的政治横跳?

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u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 14 days ago

POV: You are Basil II and your sleep paralysis demon shows you this map.

How many eyes do we need to gouge out to fix this cursed timeline? Romaboos cope and seethe. Simeon I was the real Roman Emperor anyway. 😤

u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 30 days ago

Kingdom of Africa in 1562: What if St Louis survived the Eighth Crusade and conquered Tunis?

​Let us say King Louis IX survives the summer of 1270 without catching dysentery. The Crusaders successfully take Tunis and crush the Hafsid dynasty. Louis decides against returning home and establishes a permanent Crusader state. He officially crowns an Angevin cadet branch as the Kings of Africa.

​By 1562, the Kingdom of Africa has survived for nearly three centuries. It has transitioned from a fragile crusader outpost into a heavily fortified Mediterranean power. The map shows the realm administratively divided into several governorates, like Tunis and Kairouan alongside Tripoli. They also set up the County of Constantine to the west as a buffer state.

​The geopolitical situation remains terrifying though. The expanding Ottoman Empire surrounds them completely, with forces advancing from both the east and the west. Their absolute only lifeline is a strict alliance with the Spanish crown in Sicily and the Knights of Malta.

​I am really curious how the Ottomans would deal with this massive Catholic salient in North Africa. Suleiman the Magnificent historically launched the Great Siege of Malta in 1565, but maybe he would focus his massive armada on Tunis instead in this timeline.

u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 1 month ago

The Confederation of Celtania: What if the Jacobite Risings actually succeeded in Ireland and Scotland?

​The Turning Point: John Graham Viscount Dundee survives the Battle of Killiecrankie in 1689. His survival keeps the Scottish Jacobite momentum alive long enough to secure the Highlands and eventually take Edinburgh. Meanwhile over in Ireland French reinforcements help James II grind William of Orange down to a bloody stalemate at the Boyne.

​The Peace of 1692: William III is exhausted by the multi-front war and agrees to partition the British Isles. England keeps a Protestant monarchy while James II is officially recognized as King of Scotland and Ireland.

​The Birth of Celtania: James II dies in 1701 leaving his son James Francis Edward Stuart with a highly fragile dual monarchy. Terrified of Queen Anne launching another English invasion the Scottish and Irish Parliaments rush through the Act of Confederation to create Celtania. The resulting state is heavily decentralized and basically propped up by French subsidies.

​Curious to hear your thoughts on this scenario. How long realistically before England tries to march north or cross the Irish Sea again?

u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 1 month ago

The Wittelsbach Hegemony: What if the Franco-Bavarian offensive didn't stop? (Austro-Bavarian Empire, 1745)

Hi everyone. I mapped out an alternate 1745 where Charles VII doesn't die, and actually lives to see his ultimate ambition fulfilled.

The 1741 Franco-Bavarian offensive keeps its momentum. They crush Austria at Mollwitz and take Vienna before Maria Theresa can rally the Hungarians. By 1745, the Habsburgs are reduced to just Kings of Hungary. Charles VII keeps the HRE title and unites Bavaria, Austria, Bohemia, etc into a massive state.

The Butterflies:

  • France finally dismembers the Austrian Habsburgs.
  • Prussia still snags Silesia, setting up an inevitable Munich vs Berlin showdown for German dominance.
  • The balance of power is completely shattered by this huge pro-French bloc.

Would Britain or Russia intervene immediately to stop this, or bide their time?

u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 1 month ago
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The absolute zenith of the Central Powers. They were inches away from winning the Great War.

Looking at this map from April 1918, it's crazy to realize how close the Central Powers were to total victory. With Russia knocked out after the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, Germany freed up 50 divisions for the Spring Offensive in the West. For a brief moment, before the Americans arrived in massive numbers and the home front starved, a German-dominated Europe seemed inevitable. What do you guys think was the exact turning point that doomed them shortly after this?

u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 1 month ago

​What if the Megali Idea and Italian Irredentism joined forces instead of competing?

In this timeline, a royal marriage seals a Personal Union between Italy and Greece just before the end of WWI. Emerging as the absolute victors of the Mediterranean theater, they enforce a brutal peace on the Central Powers and the Ottomans.

​Through a combination of dynastic claims, military occupation, and sheer ambition, they establish puppet kings/claim thrones in Yugoslavia and Bulgaria, while outright annexing the entirety of Anatolia and the Levant from the collapsing Turks.

​Proclaiming themselves the Roman Federation, they rule from two capitals: Roma and Constantinople.

​Blessed or cursed timeline? Could a dual-capital system realistically manage such a complex nation in the 20th century?

u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 1 month ago

Comparing 1204 and 1453: Why did the Crusaders breach Constantinople much faster than the Ottomans?

Hi everyone. I have been comparing the two most devastating sieges of Constantinople, and I noticed a very interesting difference.

During the Fourth Crusade, the city fell with surprising speed. In 1203, the Crusaders and Venetians took advantage of a severe political crisis to force a change of emperors. Then, in 1204, they managed to break through the sea walls and sack the city in just a few months.

​On the other hand, the Ottomans had a much harder time. They had a huge army, great supplies, and massive cannons. However, they failed in several early sieges (like in 1396 and 1422). Even in 1453, the final siege took over a month, cost many lives, and almost failed at one point.

​As history fans, how do we explain this difference?

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u/Basilissa_Ioanna — 1 month ago