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More things change, more they remain similar.
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 6 hours ago
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What do you call an angry aunt?
A grunt
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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Humans are made up of carbon;
Human organisations are made up of cabrons.
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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How do martial artists express their love?
By kii-ssing
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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Why didn’t the basketball player score?
He missed his win-dow
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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What are Andrew Tate's favourite drugs?
Beta-blockers.
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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What is the hardest working sugar?
Dextrose.
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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The manager asked, “What shake should we add to the menu?”
"Strawberry!"
“Peach!”
“Apple!”
The employees shouted out one after another.
Vinod glanced out the window at his old car.
“An oil sheikh would be nice.”
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
Why was the Assyriologist arrested?
He was selling some tablets without a license.
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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What happened to the guy who was aspirin' to be the drinking champion and then came down with colitis?
He couldn't stomach it.
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 7 hours ago
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So, it's after a soccer match and one of the winning team's player's sister's hugging him after the match in their team common room. One of his classmates sees them.
She assumes that she's his girlfriend and mutters scornfully, "Athletes' brains are truly all concentrated in their dicks..."
The sister hears this and loudly says, "Hey Austin, this gal wants to blow your mind."
u/BeenThereAndReadd-it — 8 hours ago