Look at this nightmare i saw while doing my route today (Wild Fedex Van)
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Look at this nightmare i saw while doing my route today (Wild Fedex Van)

u/BestGoonerEver — 4 days ago

This is happening way too many times to be a coincidence lol

Once or twice, sure, ig it’s a coincidence, but this literally happens at every other stop. A customer will just so happen to be ‘going out’ as soon as I arrive, and some even feign shock on seeing me, like “oh, is that for me, what a pleasant surprise!”

This happen to anyone else? Suburbs btw, lol

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u/BestGoonerEver — 2 months ago

This job saved my life tbh

Ik it has its flaws, obviously, but I really love this job and it lowkey saved my life.

I was a super depressed Chud before this and I was going through a bad breakup. All I did was bedrot and doomscroll and goon, but now I’m the healthiest version of myself, both mentally and physically.

Delivering packages and getting my cardio up, meeting new people, exploring new places, becoming a regular in customers’ lives, experiencing all sorts of shit (like getting chased by dogs and seeing zebras in the country and getting chased by turkeys etc), parking however tf I want, etc, all of this shit honestly healed me!

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u/BestGoonerEver — 3 months ago

I got chased by a suburban dog…

Man I fucking love this job like genuinely, it’s so fun, always something new every day

u/BestGoonerEver — 3 months ago

Most of my overflow packages were smeared with BBQ sauce, now my van stinks :/

TO WHOEVER DID THIS, I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM

u/BestGoonerEver — 3 months ago