u/BicuspidSumo2

The title is not cheeky, and this is an honest request for praise. I did not like the post about how to manage frustration while losing because I do not lose.

What is the best way to help make sure everyone else knows that you're WINNING all the time? I would never go easy on my opponent(s) to help them win, the people I play with are basically charity cases.

After you're 5-0 in Wingspan, you start to attract the attention of the World Series of Board Games. Where can I submit my application to Mensa?

Budget: $300-500.

As the title says, I'm hoping to commission an illustration that features lots of small details and references to my partner and I's relationship. I will of course provide a list and reference material that you can incorporate as you see fit. I'm pretty open to a variety of styles and interpretations for this project, but my initial thought is something with a hand-drawn, sketch/doodle or even potentially lightly cartoon-ish vibe. Open to other styles and ideas though. I'm open to discussions on the budget as well. Please provide a link to a portfolio.

Thanks!