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Wingspan variant rule that came to me in a dream

Basically imagine Wingspan but you get a trusty American rifle that you can use to shoot other players' birds.

That way when your little cousin luckily gets a busted bird you still get some form of counterplay.

What do you think everyone?

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u/_Finzy_ — 18 hours ago

Someone I HATE invited me to Game Night™

Tee Hee! I just don't know what to do— maybe you guys have some insight. Someone I HATE (okay, maybe that's TOO much) invited me to game night. I only play Splendor— luckily found available at my local Target store. Here's a humorous list:

  1. Add a first item to My List

  2. Talk about First Item

  3. Pretend I never made a list.

Thanks everyone— your help has been an incredibly invaluable asset. Lol. Btw I am def not a bot. KthxBye!

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u/Octans — 1 day ago

Calling people crazy who believe in crazy things is hypocrisy!

Guys people disagreeing about lgbtq and people who actually believe in possessions are totally reasonable viewpoints.

Calling someone with obvious severe mental illness insane is hypocrisy because I agree with his views!

u/EscapeFromTerra — 2 days ago
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What in the world are these? Found in cupboard with board games.

Also appears to be 2 missing pieces. Please help me identify.

u/UnknownReader87 — 2 days ago

MY 500 DOLLAR GAME IS BETTER THAN YOUR 50 DOLLAR GAME GIB UPVOTES

ITS BIG! ITS GOT PLASTIC! IT TAKES LONGER THAN THE CAMPAIGN FOR NORTH AFRICA! I NEED 100 PEOPLE TO PLAY IT! IT COST 500 DOLLARS AND IT TAKES UP FOUR KALLAX SPACES AND THERE FOR ITS BETTER THAN YOUR 50 DOLLAR GAME! YOURE STUPID AND HAVE LOW ATTENTION SPAN FOR NOT LIKING IT! ALL PRAISE AWAKEN REALMS FOR THEIR FOMO! GIB UPVOTES NOW.

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u/LordJunon — 1 day ago

Nothing's better than good ol' Patchwork game with my gf! (Photo looks kinda weird, so I drew the rest of the picture to make it clear)

Love me a good Digital Patchwork game while her husband is setting us a 3-player Arkham Horror 2nd edition game!

This setup for AH is huge, so we had time for 2 games of Patchwork (heck yeahh). I won her both times!

(Actually, she won the second game, but it was because of the bad RNG so it doesn't count)

u/Bolotnik_Siberia — 2 days ago
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How my roommate apparently opens a boardgame box

I recently won a copy of Gardlings in a sweepstake and when I found it in my room, I noticed that apparently my roommate had thought that it was some random package he got from ebay, so he tore open the side of the box as if it was just packaging, instead of simply lifting the lid.

As someone who treats every piece of printed cardboard as something sacred, I'm posting these images here, so hopefully we can suffer together.

u/DeathDragon — 5 days ago

Slopspan has hit the thrift shelves, will this blatant market manipulation affect the resale price of my 200 sealed copies?

This is a clear cut example of dumping, someone is flooding the market with undervalued copies of Span-like games to influence the price and ruin the net worth of elite collectors such as ourselves!

u/the_bartolonomicron — 5 days ago