u/BiggerPun

i recently realized while etch a sketching all 42 minutes of John's self portrait (how i imagine it to have been) that there was a common thread just beading at the tip here.

both john and Madonna were two virgins (John was two virgins) and Madonna was like a virgin. john exposing himself on the cover against all advice, sir joseph Lockwood (lol) tried to dissuade him from publishing the cover.

Madonna was also controversial and an exhibitionist having walked around nude in the road or something (i don't know anything about her*). Yes*, she did it in the road folks.

Madonna is also another word for "Mother Mary" which brings Paul into the mix as well... Or does it?

i am not sure if Madonna has been shot and is dead but i think these paths are eerily similar and would argue that John was again a trailblazer, in his own write, for the way overdue and desired sexual liberation of musicians. Too bad Glenn Miller wasnt around to participate.

Oh and Paul wrote that lady Madonna song.

After wall, was her name just a twink and a nod to the lads?

Everyone arguing over the Mal Evans diary entrees is completely missing the actual forensic evidence on Track 4. It doesn't match Ringos kit nor pauls technique at all.

If you would just isolate the track, you will see that the compression perfectly matches the frequency of a vegetarian sausage being crushed(or chewed?) from around 30 to 32ft from the mic. Ken Scott hinted at this in 1998, noting the downbeat during the outro (recently attributed to Paul playing the floor tom behind Ringo) was actually akin to plant based foodstuffs be prepared or perhaps consumed. White album experimentation was truly incredible. This is the smoking gun.

But the catch is that it only really registers correctly through the speaker of an iPhone 8. Apple strangely skipped the iPhone 9 (not a coincidence). You have to hold the phone upside down so the sound bleed is directed out of the charging port. Please just try this yourselves to see.

Sorry folks, it’s not Paul mimicking Ringo nor is it Ringo mimicking himself. It was Linda McCartney in the EMI kitchen. To The Beatles: please please me and update the liner notes on the next box set.

I have watched all the YouTube videos on this and don’t disagree that it’s Rigno. Occam’s razor would suggest it’s very likely instead of assuming Paul is just doing a perfect Rigno impression.

However, I haven’t seen it addressed that there is a bizarre aspect to the theory Ringos playing.

We all know the beatles welcomed Rigno back into the band with a lot of ceremony, flowers on his kit etc. and he was struck by this moment.

I wonder, how can we reconcile his big welcome back ceremony with the idea he was already playing and recording days before this happened supposedly on dear prudence? Seems like it doesn’t make any sense