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Do goth men get the same treatment?

What is the best JRPG, in terms of its final chapter,

In essence, where you get that feeling of “oh wow, this is really it, this is the end” and the goosebumps, etc

Let me know what you think

And if you have any stories please do share.

As a little treat

Or any of the online programs, how did you like it,

What should someone know about the online programs at FIU

Etc

The loss of jelly munchkins especially is egregious imo

Ranch on pizza is unbelievably gross yall, it drowns out the other flavors as well

Pineapple just gives you a sweet salty effect, it’s a valid topping

Rapidly developing situation

Just wanted to let yall know where I’m at on this issue

To keep things organized with this ongoing situation that is gaining both National and International attention

Last night I had a nightmare,

It was so freaking realistic too, it was shocking, I felt like I just lived through it all and came out the other side, I’ve still got goosebumps as I’m typing this

I’ll give you the details:

So I’m at the Nintendo New York store,

It’s a cool and crisp autumn day, light blue sky’s, suns out

I pop in the store with a fresh brewed coffee in hand, it’s a French pressed coffee, it’s full flavored and I get a hint of cherry and pepper from the beans, which is complimenting the tastefully mixed in smooth oat milk

I walk in with my head down, and don’t notice the big lumbering guy wearing a red buffalo plaid coat I. Front of me

“Sorry, Excuse me” I say

He says “oh? No problem”

I try to turn left to get out of the way, and there’s another guy standing right there in the way in a grey hoodie, I turn to the left, and there’s a blonde girl in a snorlax onesie

I tap the lumbering 6’7” gentlemen in the red plaid on the back

“Sorry again, but what is going on? Why are there so many people here?”

He responds “oh? You haven’t heard! Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo is here today! He’s making an announcement”

My face flashes bright red. Oh. My. God.

He’s here!

How could I be so stupid not to know,

how could I not know, what kind of fan am I,

how could I go out for coffee and turn up late to such a momentous occasion?

All these thoughts and more run through my head, but I ignore it,

Now is the time for action!

I push through the crowd, bumping and pushing, the smells of strangers sweat and the heat of all these people making me hot in my autumn attire

“Thank you all for coming out to the Nintendo New York Store today, we’re glad you all could make it today….”

I hear shouted from a speaker
It doesn’t matter though, I’m making it to the front!

There.

Just above the crowd, I can see what I know has to be Shiggy, live, and in the flesh

It just has to be!

“Today we are joined by a very special guest, you all know him, you all love him!!!…”

And before I know it, like coming through a closet full of clothes, I push through the last of the crowd at the front and I’m standing right at the front of the store,

I scan around. And.

“OH MY GOD” I shout out, interrupting the speaker making his introduction

“Sorry!” I shout out, in total embarrassment,

“…as I was saying”

How could I be so stupid? I’ve made a fool of my self

But I can’t lie, my eyes can’t believe what I’m witnessing in front of me

Here he is, Shiggy. But he’s.

He’s.

He’s emaciated. Pale. His eyes hang dark and low.

He looks like he hasn’t had a meal in years

“Today, here at Nintendo New York, we are announcing a special promotion!”

Shiggy takes the mic “thank you for the intro…”

He speaks, and his interpreter picks up where he leaves off

“Now I know things have gotten more expensive, what with the gas prices rising”

“Recently we have dealt also at Nintendo with the rise of computer chip prices”

“So! Today! Here with all of you, I am making a big announcement!”

“We will have a wonderful and maybe once in a lifetime sale on the Switch 2, as a part of Black Friday this year!”

Internally I shriek. What has started as one of the best days of my life is now clearly and wholly turned into a horror show with me as the main contestant.

“The new Mario 3D game will also be coming out this holiday season, let’s take a look”

I watch. My god. It’s perfect. Exactly what I’ve been wanting, but I struggle to explain it here in depth, as my memory is losing focus as we get closer to the end of this nightmare.

“And! As another big announcement! It will be purchased with every sale of Switch 2 this year online and at your favorite big box stores!”

A tear rolls down my cheek. NO SHIGGY! Don’t do this! You’re better than this!

“And finally, let’s finish this announcement with our price for all of this Mario and Nintendo goodness”

And up on the screen it rolls up.

There. The Price.

Im looking in the abyss friends, and its looking back at me.

The price is so shocking, that I faint in the dream,

And here in IRL I wake up, pouring sweat, Screaming “NOOOOOOO!!! SHIGGYYYY!!!”

And wake up my mother who comes pounding on the door “is everything alright in there?”

Anyways, that’s the nightmare, tell me what you all think about it,

could such a horrible reality ever come true?