u/Boredsubs

Purity is the most famous result of when something from a cut timeline escapes into the present.

It is the fusion between both the soul jams of White Lily Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie in a future timeline where both individuals perished via unknown means. The sheer perseverance of the two lead to the last remnants of their soul jams to be fused together and lead to the birth of Purity. With via supernatural means, it escaped it's destroyed timeline into the current timeline and it is being treated like folklore and legend among the kingdom residents.

From past observations, Purity only seems to speaks in garbled tones, resembling both White Lily Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie. We still have no clue as to why this thing is as aggressive as it is, considering no one came back from even their first encounter.
Oh well.
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I suck at this game and i'm proud of myself

(Yes, i know i am late to this cuz life)

Holy crap. I don't know if I ever went as hogwild for a crk character like her, but here we are.

Yes, i have made my Timekeeper and Povidone-Iodine post with SOME interest... but that was about it. I didn't have any GENUINE feelings towards them (like a connection or something). I just thought they were hot and i made my posts sort of overreacting and i just left it at that. That changes with Nether Queen Cookie.

I genuinely don't know HOW to explain my love for her. When i saw her for the first time in the tartrus of oblivion episode, it was like getting my first look at eternal sugar cookie. Mark my goddamn words, Nether Queen Cookie is what i would call beauty PERSONIFIED.

I like abstract art (and even i do it sometimes myself) and her look overall captures that style and feeling PERFECTLY! Her eyes being all hellish and evil, with a hint of sweetness and understanding, her hair looking straight up like the tarr slime from slime rancher (if you've ever played that, you are the goat), her dress having this pattern and color scheme, her association with bells, SHE IS LEGIT THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS. Her looks both capture that abstract, alien feel while having a little hint of dia de los muertos in there, it's PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN!

And of course, let's not forget her voice. If timekeeper Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie's voice sounded nice, than her's is straight up music being shoved into my ear canal and me enjoying it. I do not know how i can explain it, but Nether Queen Cookie's voice feels like someone who... loves and wants to care for you deeply. The way she calls White Lily and Asphodel cookie "Little One" just... makes me warm inside. I really don't know, it doesn't make me horny, it doesn't make me actively repulsed, it just makes me wanna go to sleep and have a nice dream about living life to it's fullest.

Yeah, i may wanna fuck her (if we both consent), but it ain't just that. I'm mainly imagining her touching my sleepy face and singing a lullaby for me until me and her both go to sleep together while we cuddle each other. And yeah, there's other stuff, but for me, constantly thinking about having sex with her just feels... wrong, idk. I just have a genuine connection to her.

So in short, Nether Queen just feels like the perfect mommy figure to me and i feel like she's the one.

*Yeah, i did say that Eternal Sugar was the perfect mommy in my first ever post here, but i mainly said that in a purely sexual manner (since... 𝙬𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙮). But Nether Queen just feels like a good wife/mommy to have!*

The episode could've only been accessed if you were a member of the Yakuza and it was literally nothing but sex scenes between Ragatha, Pomni, Zooble and Gangle for an entire two hours while this exact png of a bird named Brometheus screamed at them the shut the fuck up for the entire time.

I ended up killing myself after watching the entirety of it.

OKAY. THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING POST I AM MAKING ABOUT MY NEURODIVERGENT BRAIN GOING BONKERS AND THIRSTING FOR FICTIONNAL WOMEN IN A COOKIE GAME. I HEAVILY APOLOGIZE.

Anyways, yeah. Like i said in the title, i kiiiinda hate the fact that my autistic brain is simping for what is clearly a mad scientist who will have no issue in putting your mutilated remains through a fucking meat grinder and serving said remains to other people. But on the other hand GOD DAMNIT IS SHE HOT. Her hair color, her personnality, her voice, HER MANIACAL LAUGHTER, GOD DAMNIT SHE'S SO HOT.

I know that i may sound like a broken record in this entire shpiel, but... I wooouuuld let her do things to me. Not in the realms of... whatever the hell they're doing over in the labs, but maybe like bondage or her being a dom, idk anymore man PLEASE BECOME AN AQUAINTANCE OF MINE PLEEEAAAASEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one

P.S: i have a feeling that Iodine likes games like Lethal Company or Risk of Rain 2, idk just a hunch.

For context, this image was in a science presentation my teacher made.

No, i don't got alot.

Been a long tie since i've played (if a long time consists if skipping the convergence of fates, sugar swan and kpop demon hunters update) and i just saw the new update vid for the arcana of truth and deceit, just wanting to see what it would have.

The moment i saw and heard timekeeper cookie, i legit screamed ''WIFEY!!!!'' like a mountain goat. Her design, first of all, is fucking gorgeous. Those legs, that hair style, that permanent smile... Fuck, she so pretty. Then, her personnality. Now, i haven't played cookierun ovenbreak (the game timekeeper first appeared in), but from what i've heard online, she's supposedly insane. Now, i don't know if you've all seen my post about eternal sugar cookie on this sub before, but you'll know that i have a genuine infatuation with insane women. And honestly, she seems to fit RRRRIGHT IN THERE! Then, to end things off, her voice. Her voice is honestly alot more mature and deeper than most people (including myself) thought. And, tbh, it kinda adds to her hotness. Idk, mature crazy women make me feel funny.

In short, yes i would like to bang her and i would like her to use me like a toy whenever and everywhere she wants to.

And maybe have a threesome with Eternal Sugar and her as well :I