u/Briesinger

WHY DO THEY EXIST?!?!

Who looked at a shower wall that was barely tiled till someone's head and said: Yeah that's enough.?

I've never seen one of these showers that has been used for a couple years that didn't have mold up there.

Also side note on the stock picture that I used: What kind of maniac puts a clock in a shower?

Now the last one was a missing comma on my part which is fair enough. But what in the goldfish brain led to news items?

With the Rune of death restored the denizens of the lands between now welcome the embrace of true death.

Drip

Twinned helm

High priest robe

Spellblade gloves

Consorts trousers

Golden Epitaph

The working attire of the high judge in the erdtree capital. While the robe and staff serve as a display of authority, the mask is solely responsible for hiding the identity of the judge. That way criminals won't know if their judge will be a noble lord, a commoner, a tarnished or even Elden lord Lucis himself.

Drip

Rulers mask

Mhogs robe

High priest undergarments and gauntlets

Gelmir staff

Personal guard of Lucis, 3rd Elden lord. Their gear is the perfect blend of practicality and intimidation. While one of them is a formidable foe, they rarely leave their lords side and are thus encountered as 5 perfectly in sinc war machines.

Drip:

Consorts mask

Divine bird armour

Tree Sentinel gloves

Cleanrot greaves

Noble's estoc

Haligtree greatshield

Denizens of the lands between, the lands of shadow and visitors from far and wide, the Erdtree capital hereby announces a knightly tournament to celebrate the crowning of King Lucis, 3rd Eldenlord, uniter of light and shadow and Godslayer.

Knights of all standing and origin are welcome to participate.

The tournament consists of 3 spectacles. 1st the joust. 2nd a mock team war. And 3rd one on one duels.

The winner shall receive the title of lord commander of the united army, first shield of the lands between and shall inherit castle Morne and the entire weeping peninsula.

With this flyer you will find the current contestants of the tournament, you may register for the tournament at castle Morne until the day of the tournament.

(This is just a little roleplay post and there is no price or actual tournament, itll all just be decided by coin toss and points. If you have a custom knight build feel free to send it to me via dm or comment and ill add it to the roster. You have till sunday evening.)

Bling:

Circlet of light

Ansbach set

High priest gloves

Godrick knight set

Cuckoo knight set

Radiant knight set

Gelmir knight set

Leyndell knight set

Haligtree knight set

Mausoleum knight set and greathelm

Black knight set

Knights cavalry knight set

Erdtree knight set

Oathkeeper knight set

Death knight set

Clean rot knight set

Drake knight set

Knight set

Carian knight set

Banished knight set unaltered

Fireknight set

Horned warrior set

Weapons

Leda' s sword

Lance

So I've been wanting to get the cheat engine to work in elden ring. The screenshot is from a tutorial I've been using but for some reason when I click on the item gib line I get a red line that says that I can't do that unless I finish the tutorial.

The problem is the tutorial is way too difficult. I'm not a tech savvy person in the slightest so why do I have to complete a tutorial that is way harder than the 1 function I want to use?

Thora Loux, great nephew to Horra Loux himself never met his idol but inherited his will nonetheless. Until he met his maiden. Her beauty captured his heart and her death broke his mind.

Now he follows only one belief. May chaos take the world.

1st Drip:

- Greathelm

- Champions armour

- Champions greaves(?)

- Knight's gauntlets(?)

- Zweihänder

- Turtle shield

2nd Drip:

- Omensmirk mask

- Crucible tree armour, gauntlets and greaves.

- Great mace

- Turtle shield

- Misericorde(not visible)

Hailed as vykes successor, they did not know how right they would be.

An older drip i made and forgot to post.

Drip:

- Commoner headband (i think)

- Duelists armour and maybe gauntlets (cant remember)

- deathbed skirt (i think)

- Vykes spear (atleast that ones for sure)

Once an ordinary bowman, now the last surviving member of his unit he chose to no longer fight for the fickle gods but instead for the simple inhabitants of the lands between.

Drip:

- Foot soldier cap

- Ronin's armor (altered)

- Ronin's gauntlets

- Raya lucarian greaves

- Black bow

- Spear (the one from patches)

I swear to high hell I wanna throw my sandals at whoever is responsible for this.

How are you showing me the "correct translation" but when i type it in its suddenly wrong and i should have used a completely different word!

My wife (who's Italian and is the reason im on this app for wich the english language doesn't have enough curse words.) literally told me that my first sentence was completely correct. So i get a mistake mark because duolingo aparantly thinks its not correct enough.

These mistakes are pretty much the only i ever get and its soooo infuriating because they're not even real mistakes.

The day im finally fluent enough to rid myself of this accursed owl will be one of the happiest in my life.

Spell checkers are a blessing for any dyslexic writers but sometimes they just have a stroke or smth.

A little basic rundown of my magic system, its a little basic with the ground rules but that also means i can get very creative with my executions.

Writing my first book and i finally cracked 10 words.

So im well into ng+ und while working off some points of interest i stumble across the mastercrafted LEGENDARY wolven armour.

But the weird part is that i also get the non legendary one. And its also suddenly lvl 60. So yeah very confused on how that happened.