▲ 18 r/Siri

“Siri, remind me at 8 am to record for John”

“What would you like me to remind you of?”

“REMIND ME… at 8am to record for John!”

“Did you say record for John or Reckard for John?”

“WHY IN GOD’S NAME WOULD I EVER SAY ‘RECKARD FOR JOHN’‽ WHY‽”

{creates a reminder that says ‘Reckard for John’ at 8 am the next day}

WTAF APPLE‽!!!

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u/BrineWR71 — 9 days ago
▲ 44 r/stephencolbert+1 crossposts

Colbert Shawshank Pay-Per-View

Hear me out… If Stephen has still not yet seen the Shawshank Redemption… I think it would be an amazing idea to have a pay-per-view show where we watch Stephen Colbert watch the Shawshank Redemption.

Would anyone else pay for that?

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u/BrineWR71 — 2 months ago