u/Bro_Hanzo

You will submit.

-Hanzo (Bro)

an oldie, but a damn well goodie.

Players like to ask me a lot of questions regarding Hanzo.

First of all, I enjoy every question--no matter how silly they may be. (Note: if you talk shit, be prepared to receive it right back)
Secondly, Deathmatch is where I was born. It's my hometown and the neighborhood I grew up in was Bronze <500sr.

I share all of this simply because of 3 main things so as to answer a good amount of questions I get:

Deathmatch will:

1. force you to learn how to handle your 1v1s, 1v2s, and 1v3s; resulting in your flanking ability increasing with higher probability of success.
2. force you to fight up against all heroes and all roles; resulting in developing your mechanics and muscle memory.
3. trigger your frustration being 1 versus 7 full time against all Roles, which you must take as an opportunity to overcome and stay centered, mentally; resulting in increasing your resilience because YOU WILL BE FLAMED by your own teammates.

Regarding the 3rd point, a prophet is without honor in his own hometown. A leader makes plays that need no recognition and only cares about the job getting done. The only glory you need is not from your teammates, but, simply, to know that your opponents knew who to truly fear. You. Know thyself.

Deathmatch Free For All is the birthplace of my Hanzo. Being <500sr, my queue times were 45minutes to over an hour so all I could do during that time was...Deathmatch. It was like this for like 3 whole seasons. My Foundation was laid here.

The Matchmaker is in love with me due to my rich statistics, which is why my matches are extremely fun and painful to play. Pain and Pleasure can go hand in hand.

And I fucking love every moment of it.

Could there be more to discuss? Absolutely. And I am always available.

Am I the best? No.
Am I the highest ranking Hanzo? No.
Do I have the most hours on him? No.
Does any of this matter? No.

Will I ever reach Masters as Hanzo? The outcome is never in doubt.

Masters, to me, is inevitable.

I am my word.

My only accolade is being able to 1v1 mid-GM+ Players to a 1.33:2 kill/death ratio. Do they best me? Sure. But it's like a college basketball player 1v1ing against Kobe Bryant and still scoring on him.

I'll take that as W any day.

TLDR: Deathmatch.

Never give up.

-Bro(Hanzo)

For example: on genji main sub reddit, I've read some whiners complaining about some dragon edit yada yada and simply messaged with,

"Does little boy Genji need to learn about respect again from big brother Hanzo."

Anyone down?

If we get a substantial amount of Players to embark on dopeness, I suggest we all spam these sub reddits with the same comment.

Thinking about starting some shit on hat guy next.

Rule #1: post your beefing phrase in the comments and for who.
Rule #2: the comment with the most up votes wins for beefing.
Rule #3: these fools want spamzo? WE ABOUT TO GIVE THEM FKN SPAMZO.