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Once again, Google isn't helping me so I need your guys' help again plz. Google says it's Chinese so I'm hoping that my language of choice is correct. Thanks in advance.
Basically as I was passing out at 3 in the morning, I dreamt McDonald's made a new breakfast sandwich that was like an egg McMuffin but it had some sort of spicy honey mustard sauce and sliced jalapenos. All I remember was they added hella slices of jalapenos and it smelled... So good. Anyways, I told my youngest brother about it and as you can see, he made it. It was super good. Totally worth.
I had a dream that Matt made yet another video on "is it this or is it that?" Where we had to guess if he was reading lines from Dr Seuss books or Actual, strange lines from the Bible.
He started easy by using the lorax's "I speak for the trees" and then from there things got weird...
Basically, Charlie was talking about how they're just generic and boring when suddenly one channel decided to make a video, with one of their previous videos they made in the background explaining a story about how when Charlie was younger, he got so drunk he pissed himself on a carpet. Eventually he would respond claiming that that story was bullshit... Was basically the nikocado situation all over again... The carpet cleaning situation is crazy.
when i was a little kid, i always knew stealing things was never a good thing so i never ever did it... well, that all changed in 5th grade when i would occasionally wait for my class to exit the room for certain activities so i could steal candy off the teachers desk and eat it later... the teacher definitely knew it was me but i brushed it off saying it wasnt. in middle school then i stole a dollar bill off my math teachers desk and then i spent it on some cosmic brownies at our little school store thingy... and now into adulthood, i am still very much a thief. i have stolen so many things, from clothes to food... as long as it fits in my pockets or i can easily conceal it, it has no tags and/or im broke/its too expensive, i will steal it. of course i usually just do this for big name companies and never ever local small businesses, im not a monster. anyways... yeah, i made a promise that when i became an adult i would never steal again... i shattered that promise into a thousand pieces.
I found these earrings at a thrift store and would appreciate if someone was willing to translate these into English since Google's translator isn't helping one bit :/ thanks in advance!