u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Please much the cat

We were taking a nap and she fell asleep on my head. I woke up before her and was trying to get pictures until the greeble ran across the room.

For all the Bobby Hills and Rusty Shacklefords out there, which are you choosing and why?

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— Guard Dog Security Packin’ Heat —

⠀ • Pros: Most compact; tied for most comfortable to carry; haven’t found a smaller well made spray on the market.

⠀ • Cons: Only a few bursts so no going to town; harder to open and use than POM; haven’t found a deep carry clip that fits (~.6” diameter, suggestions are appreciated, I know there’s some flashlight clip out there that’s perfect).

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— POM Deep Carry Clip —

⠀ • Pros: Easiest to draw and use.

⠀ • Cons: I really, really, really hate carrying it in pocket due to the size.

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— POM & Rushcarry Horizontal Holster —

⠀ • Pros: No obnoxious cylinder in pocket; tied for most comfortable to carry; second easiest to use.

⠀ • Cons: Print more than any knife or handgun ai’ve ever carried when wearing a t-shirt (looks like a pouch or something, doesn’t look like a weapon, still annoying and extremely visible).

Tiabeanie also says you’ll tell her she’s the most beautiful, biggest cat in the world, and will thank her for gracing you with her presence.

Anyone who says otherwise will be TNRed and have their ear clipped. She knows where her dad keeps the scissors.

Figs lost ~7 lbs over almost a year, and has successfully stayed slim for over a year.

He’s a good boy and the bestest little cuddly teddy bear.

For years birds have nested above my front door. Every year when it gets above 100°F *(Phoenix, AZ, ~110-120° during summer)* I start finding dead chicks of varying ages on my doorstep.

Today is >100° and I just found this little guy under my door. Was hardly responsive but after a few minutes cooling off in some water he’s energetic, hopping around, and ate a couple bugs off the sidewalk.

What on earth do I do with him?

Would really like to have a more alpha or sigma personality, either one works. Looking for something that’ll let people know I’m the one running the show.

Asking for a friend. Just curious.

*Bonus Figaro noises @ ~27s*

How do I get it up to 8 so I can drive on the freeway?

I have absolutely no clue what she’s doing. She sat like that with her feet in the air for ~15 minutes before I finally pulled her out.