r/drugscirclejerk
▲ 167 r/drugscirclejerk
Thcfapping?
I keep hearing about stimfapping. Stimfap this, stimfap that. How come nobody ever talks about how good it is to smoke weed and jerk off for eight hours? Plus, it mostly doesn't turn you gay.
u/paintphagia — 11 hours ago
I really thought this would work
u/Sea_Photograph4211 — 13 hours ago
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Thinking about the time I swapped my subox for loraz and he swallowed it , I told him it doesn’t work like that so he threw it up and sifted thru the vomit to try to find some subs
Note : this is not a jerk . Basically title , make me sick to think about . The guy wasn’t addicted to opiates he just did morphine sometimes , and I swapped him a few mg of sub for some lorazepam . I got a ride w a dealer who was selling him mdma , and he told him to bomb it ( meaning the md) but he bombed the subs . I said bro it’s gonna do fuck all ur supposed to put it under ur tongue. So I watched him make himself throw up and sift thru the vomit .
I couldn’t watch it so I gave him some more subs . He msged me a few days later saying it was great for his anxiety and asked me how to get on it. I tried to tel him ur only supposed to for opiate addiction but he didn’t listen . He ended up goinf on subs just “for his anxiety “ whixh was kinda my fault
u/Shitfuckbitch420 — 8 hours ago
▲ 172 r/drugscirclejerk
Downing my sertraline with some kratom to achieve Sarah Tony Syndrome
They saying I can die from this mix 😂 Who am "I"? I am enlightened already 😅😅
u/GratefulCaliflower — 13 hours ago
▲ 13 r/drugscirclejerk
Research
Feels like taking it orally but it kicks in faster, more of a rush don’t rlly know what else to say but I took it wi tbh 50mg mytrigyne, some alcohol, a kava and 500mg amanita. Also took 350mg benzedrex 400mg caffeine and 20mg propanol
u/DavidsNails — 11 hours ago
▲ 12 r/drugscirclejerk
Anyone who toss and washes kratom should be sent to rehab immediately
I’d rather pull a tom pearl and drink my own diarrhea
Also has anyone tried trippy extrax amanita extracts with kava shit is drinkable but kinda fucky tasting.
u/DavidsNails — 12 hours ago
▲ 78 r/drugscirclejerk
🦅
God forbid I wanted to drink everclear and steal my parents cars!!!! 2018 was a wild ride
u/Kirko28 — 15 hours ago
▲ 19 r/drugscirclejerk
For 3 days looking for crack
When i smoked the rock i found the fountain of life
I gave water to the people and they lived longer
I asked for more rocks and people asked for more water
Then i chose crack over giving people water
Thats my mistake, because by selling water
I would aways have more crack....
u/CheeksChecker — 16 hours ago
▲ 17 r/drugscirclejerk
Jerked too hard, boofed the HopePill and went to Heaven.
Who woulda thunk I’d DCJ my way into finding love… do drugs with the monkey fella and give him your address.
u/Mythicaldeer12 — 20 hours ago
▲ 214 r/drugscirclejerk
when i was barred out in a jack in the box and someone stole my water bottle when i was in the bathroom
u/sensitive-bull — 1 day ago
▲ 70 r/drugscirclejerk
Turns out staying up for 5 days and hallucinating is actually great for mental health and overall health, experts say.
36 people disagree.
u/pennypink45 — 1 day ago
▲ 38 r/drugscirclejerk
Anyone else in rehab? PAWS is a made up disorder and it's stupid for rehab facilities to be pushing it so hard. Fight me
PAWS is post acute withdrawal syndrome
I'm in treatment and they teach us so much about PAWS. I never criticize anyone for saying they're suffering symptoms of it, but I don't think it's real. Rehab makes me feel like the entire field of psychology and most of psychiatry is made up
rehab claims "PAWS" can last for 2+ years. have any negative symptoms? it's PAWS!
Instead of actually addressing underlying issues, rehab just blames literally everything on drugs.
I know this sounds crazy but I'm kinda anti-rehab. Idk what the solution is but way too much money is going to rehabs and they're given way too much credibility. Finding a community is better than rehab and rehab is basically an expensive way to find community (even if it's covered by insurance, someone is getting paid). The actual "education" is useless and (imo) almost pseudoscience
If you want to make money, get involved in the recovery community. I don't like 12-step programs either but at least it's free, I can support that
These are the symptoms:
- dysfunction
- Anhedonia^([16])
- Depression
- Impaired interpersonal skills
- Obsessive-compulsive behaviour
- Feelings of guilt
- Autonomic disturbances
- Pessimistic thoughts
- Impaired attentional control
- Lack of initiative
- Craving
- Inability to think clearly
- Memory problems
- Emotional overreactions or numbness
- Sleep disturbances
- Extreme fatigue
- Physical coordination problems
- Stress sensitivity
- Increased sensitivity to pain
- Panic disorder^([11])
- Psychosis
- Generalized anxiety disorder^([11])
- Sleep disturbance (dreams of using, behaviors associated with the life style)
- Mourning (the change in lifestyle)
- Stressful and/or frustrating situations
- Multitasking
- Feelings of anxiety, fearfulness or anger
- Social conflicts
- Unrealistic expectations of oneself
u/therapile — 1 day ago