u/Catshaveanalsex

Curious minds want to know.

I've been floating around this subreddit for months reading about all of you degenerates and realized I'm with my people.

Waiting on results of a biopsy for a mole on my face and in the midst of a 5 day bender at least.

My work schedule is setup to make me fail, 4 days working 4 days off 4 nights working 4 days off. 12 hour shifts. I have a system where I binge my entire 4 days off, have 3 or 4 units in the morning or evening before going into work and then have to suffer through 12 hours of an absolutely mind numbing job.

My sleep schedule is fucked, I just turned 30 and my body always feels fucked, but I make 6 figures and I'll trade my manual labor to keep a roof over my wife's head.

For some reason reading about people eating out grandmother's in the airport is the perfect accompaniment to me drinking myself to sleep 3 times a day on my off days. You can really squeeze in the booze if you drink quick enough and at the right time.

Just got off nightshift so it's about time for bed. Chairs!

Harry's #34 on cedar shoals had ab attempted carjacking last night and there was no alert that an armed suspect was running through my neighborhood. The police showed up on my ring cameras about half an hour later with 4 cops and a dog looking under porches. Would have been nice to get a heads up.