🔥 Hot ▲ 6.8k r/JunoMains+2 crossposts

I blew up ten Juno’s for your entertainment.

Listen, I love Juno, she’s my favourite character in the game and she’s just so adorable, but she gets too much attention. Like, what about Zarya or Baptiste? They’re starving for acknowledgment!

Update: I just realized this is actually 11 Juno’s. I thought it was ten, and I only intended for there to be ten of her, but I must’ve accidentally added an eleventh one.

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 9 hours ago
▲ 778 r/Overwatch

Do you think Overwatch will ever actually kill off their characters?

It’s a question I’ve been thinking about ever since they released the ‘Successors’ story where it was revealed that Doomfist actually survived his fall. Before that, some of us thought he was actually dead, while some others thought he surely wasn’t.

Personally, I don’t think they’ll ever actually kill off any of the playable characters because it kind of wouldn’t make sense if a character was canonically dead, but still a playable character in the game.

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 28 days ago
▲ 806 r/Overwatch

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose.

It can be lines from the game, comics, trailers, animations, and other official Overwatch media.

Also in case you don’t know what verbose means, it means to use more words than needed. I want y’all to take a piece of dialogue in Overwatch and extend that phrase to as much words as you can and make people question their existence upon reading it. I’ll go first for an example:

“Oh no! I am currently experiencing feelings of shock after coming to the unfortunate realization that I, the non binary archeologist known as Venture, have failed to keep in memory that I must go outside and take my pet rock Rosetta, who doesn’t even do anything because it is a non living creature, for a stroll around town, preferably for a period of 15 minutes, even though she is a rock, and therefore cannot walk due to the fact that rocks do not have the body parts required to walk or run known as legs.”

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 1 month ago

Quote a TADC line, but make it unnecessarily verbose.

In case you don’t know what verbose means, it basically means to use more words than necessary. I want y’all to rewrite a phrase from TADC and make it so wordy it makes people question their existence. I’ll go first for an example:

“I am currently expressing feelings of confusion after realizing my current outfit has been changed from a white and black dress, typically worn by female servants called maids, to the outfit that I usually wear 24 hours a day, and 7 days a week, consisting of red overalls with a big pocket in the front, and yellow buttons holding the suspenders that go over my arms in place. Upon noticing this, I have now realized that I am allowed to eat meat again, for my veganism that has been cursed upon me earlier in this episode, which happened while I was hunting a rhinoceros made of red ribbons wearing a rhino shaped tragedy mask, has been lifted.”

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 1 month ago
▲ 187 r/WeLoveYouCaine+1 crossposts

Favorite character who’d be a terrible therapist?

I think mine is Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus. The therapy session scene in the show was actually what inspired me to ask this question.

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 14 days ago

I just watched all of TADC. What was I missing out on?

Before all the episodes came out, I only ever watched the first episode. Today, I just finished watching the finale, and boy I was missing out. I’ll admit I did see some episode 8 and 9 spoilers beforehand (which I won’t spoil here), so there were some scenes I was able to correctly predict, but it was still an amazing watch. I’m glad I got into this.

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 2 months ago
▲ 103 r/JunoMains

The Amazing Digital Martian

In an alternate timeline, it was Juno who joined The Amazing Digital Circus instead of Pomni.

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 2 months ago

If being cute was a crime, which Overwatch hero would be arrested first, and what sentence would they face?

I think it would be Juno. She’s literally the cutest thing in the entire universe. She’d be facing life in a maximum security prison.

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 3 months ago

This is why Ramattra despises humanity.

I can sense Null Sector surrounding Blizzard Headquarters for giving him a Maid skin. He doesn’t deserve all this suffering! 😫

u/Character_Tough_9874 — 3 months ago