Holy fuck I had forgotten how astronomically stupid the survivors were(Rant)
Holy fucking shit how did they even function before the zombie outbreak. They are genuinely dumber than the zombies. Escorting a group of three or larger is like watching an episode of The Three Stooges, but than would be an insult to the intellectual capacity of Moe, Larry, and Curly. Just get into the shortcut bathroom in an orderly manner, don’t get fucking stuck halfway in the hallway and shove stun a survivor who’s actually trying to get in. I breathe a sigh of relief whenever there’s a survivor that needs to be carried, because at least then I have control over their movement, and if something goes wrong, it’s my own fault.
I do not know how dumb 13 year old me from 15 years ago was able to pull off all survivor runs, and do the main story at the same time. Fucking fuck