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▲ 129 r/CrimeCats

Crime vs the criminal

Crime occurred during his early-morning 3am zoomies whilst I was fast asleep. Thought I wouldn’t apprehend him due to his formal wear. Apparently I’m not allowed to have nice things in the house 😭

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 2 months ago
▲ 53 r/TuxedoCats

Apparently post-neuter care means we go to the bathroom together now because somebody cannot be trusted alone with his cone.

2nd photo just bc I love his derpy lil face 😭. And to be fair, he always follows me into the bathroom anyway, so it’s still pretty much business as usual 🥲

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 2 months ago
▲ 644 r/TuxedoCats

Malcolm’s one brain cell processing his first thunderstorm

After months of basically nothing but sunshine, I think this is the first time he’s heard the rain properly, let alone a lil bit of thunder 🤣

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 2 months ago
▲ 2.2k r/TuxedoCats

Turns out happiness is waking up in the middle of the night to find your little tux asleep next to you 😭💕

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 2 months ago
▲ 378 r/fryup

Brekkie for dinner

Living on my own means I’m forever trying to use up leftover ingredients, and I realised I had just about everything for a decent fry up from dinners I’d made this week. Only thing I actually had to nip out and buy was the black pudding.

Had no bread left though so had to improvise with a fried flattened burger bun. Needs must & it certainly hit the spot. Cup of tea & brown sauce not pictured!

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 3 months ago
▲ 432 r/TuxedoCats

Malcolm seems to have misplaced most of his eyebrow whiskers. Anyone else’s tux like this?

He seems to be going for a more minimalist look I suppose. Second photo is when I first got him at 8 weeks, he’s now just under 5 months old.

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 3 months ago
▲ 913 r/cats

Where have my kittens eyebrow whiskers gone?

The second photo is when I first got him at 8 weeks, first one is from earlier today at 4 months old. Is this something I should be concerned about? 😭

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 3 months ago
▲ 311 r/TuxedoCats

Malc’s stole a feather from his wand toy and made a run for it through his tunnel, fully convinced he’d escaped. He didn’t expect me waiting at the other end to confiscate it before he swallowed it. 🤣

u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 — 4 months ago