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u/Chubbadog

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A piece of metal flew off the keg and hit Dennis right in the dick!
▲ 477 r/IASIP

A piece of metal flew off the keg and hit Dennis right in the dick!

u/Chubbadog — 9 hours ago
▲ 268 r/americandad

A bird distracted me on my backswing. It was going "keek keek keek!" That's not my name, and it was saying it right at me.

u/Chubbadog — 3 days ago
▲ 107 r/americandad

He's got a heaven gun! | Those can kill anybody! | Why do we have those again?

u/Chubbadog — 4 days ago
▲ 169 r/americandad

The rich should give their money to the poor. Then the new rich should give their money to the new poor. And then they should go round and round like the...the sneeches?

u/Chubbadog — 17 days ago
▲ 300 r/americandad

As a gesture of goodwill, I'm gonna give you another hostage. Send in the boy.

u/Chubbadog — 18 days ago
▲ 117 r/americandad

Oooooookay that is obviously incorrect, because you spelled "Madea's Family Reunion."

u/Chubbadog — 22 days ago
▲ 62 r/AquaJail

Huh, that's odd. Apparently the fish are slanted and require beards.

u/Chubbadog — 1 month ago
▲ 60 r/AquaJail

You took a minor conflict over who was to use the fax machine first, and you exploded that into physical violence. And for that I applaud you.

u/Chubbadog — 1 month ago
▲ 124 r/americandad

Bullock banished me to the lame dad room. Do you know where that is? It's the old haunted bathroom that nobody uses anymore because GHOSTS ARE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAM TOILET! AND GOING UP BUTTS!

u/Chubbadog — 1 month ago