u/CivilianAsset

Help reporting unlicensed dental work?

Help reporting unlicensed dental work?

So a few months ago I was scrolling through Instagram and came across a profile of a woman in Atlanta, who is not a dentist/orthodontist, is not licensed (I’m good with OSINT, I found nothing), and is giving people braces for fashion reasons. I reported it to the Georgia board of dentistry a few months ago but she’s still very clearly operating in the Atlanta area.

While I’m all for entrepreneurship and side hustles, I know there can be severe medical consequences involved in this.

This is their account https://www.tiktok.com/@eyedobracess?\_r=1&\_t=ZP-96WSyXbEk2h

u/CivilianAsset — 1 day ago

I actually figured out when Trailer 3 is going to drop

I’m gonna spare you the Pepe Silvia details and cut right to it.

Trailer 3 is going to drop BEFORE November 18th.

So sometime between now and then, we’re gonna get trailer 3

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u/CivilianAsset — 2 days ago

I genuinely think we’re in the final GTA VI trailer window

Alright. I’ve spent the last 48 hours connecting dots like Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind and I genuinely think I cracked Rockstar’s trailer strategy.

Before you dismiss this as schizoposting, just understand that Rockstar has trained this community to analyze shadows, moon phases, JPEG compression artifacts, and the positioning of pigeons in screenshots for over a decade. This is THEIR fault.

Now let’s begin.

First:

Best Buy affiliate backend emails reportedly show GTA VI pre-orders beginning Monday 5/18.

Not rumors from “my uncle works at Nintendo.”

Not “trust me bro.”

Actual affiliate infrastructure emails.

Multiple independent people have corroborated this.

That alone matters because retailers don’t just wake up one morning and randomly create preorder pipelines for the single largest entertainment launch in modern history. There are NDAs, backend SKU activations, regional distribution preparation, payment processing staging, marketing synchronization, inventory placeholders, banner ad scheduling, email campaigns, and storefront coordination happening weeks in advance.

Meaning:

Monday is almost certainly real.

Now here’s where the schizophrenia begins.

One insider/source — and yes, one that’s actually been credible before — stated the trailer will release BEFORE preorders go live.

At first glance that sounds obvious.

“Yeah no shit they’ll show a trailer before asking for money.”

Wrong.

This is Rockstar Games.

Nothing they do is accidental.

Rockstar marketing is less like a normal game studio and more like a psychological warfare division. These people understand anticipation better than almost any company on Earth. Half the reason GTA VI discourse exists at this level is because Rockstar intentionally weaponizes silence.

And historically?

Their timing patterns are VERY weird.

Let’s establish a baseline.

GTA V Trailer 2:

Tuesday.

RDR2 Trailer 2:

Thursday.

RDR2 gameplay reveal:

Thursday.

Major Newswire posts:

Almost always Tuesday or Thursday.

Significant trailer uploads historically avoid weekends unless they WANT the internet to become an uncontrollable inferno.

Now pair this with Take-Two earnings week.

This is the part people keep overlooking.

Strauss Zelnick LOVES entering earnings calls with momentum already in motion. Investors don’t want uncertainty. They want hype metrics, engagement numbers, headlines, and social media dominance BEFORE the call starts.

And remember:

Take-Two stockholders are not gamers.

They don’t care about Lucia’s character arc or ray traced puddles.

They care about:

•	engagement velocity

•	preorder conversion

•	projected MAUs

•	social impressions

•	media cycle dominance

•	market confidence

Rockstar understands this perfectly.

So now we have:

•	preorders Monday

•	earnings week

•	insider says trailer BEFORE preorder

•	Rockstar historically likes Tues/Thurs drops

Meaning there are only a handful of realistic windows left.

But THEN…

I noticed something weird.

Rockstar’s Instagram feed alignment is currently asymmetrical.

Normally Rockstar maintains very clean visual row formatting whenever major marketing beats are approaching. Their current layout appears to be “missing” exactly one major promotional asset.

Could be coincidence.

EXCEPT…

They’ve literally staged their feed composition before reveals in the past.

Then I checked Twitter/X.

Current banner dimensions leave negative dead space on the right side that would perfectly accommodate expanded key art cropping.

Again:

could mean nothing.

But at this point we are far beyond “nothing.”

Then I went deeper.

Too deep.

I started comparing upload timing metadata from previous Rockstar YouTube premieres.

Most major Rockstar uploads tend to appear in backend scheduling systems between late morning and early afternoon eastern time before public activation. Why does that matter?

Because YouTube’s recommendation algorithm heavily favors immediate engagement velocity within the first few hours.

And what timezone is optimal for:

•	East Coast lunch break doomscrolling

•	European evening traffic

•	West Coast morning engagement

•	financial media pickup

•	Twitch streamer reaction cycles

Around noon EST.

Now let’s discuss the elephant in the room.

The moon.

Yes I know.

Shut up.

But hear me out.

The GTA VI community accidentally conditioned itself into moon analysis because Rockstar employees KEEP subtly encouraging it. Whether intentionally or as trolling, they know exactly what they’re doing.

Trailer 1 launched during a waning crescent phase.

Current lunar cycle?

Approaching an almost identical illumination percentage.

Is that meaningful?

Probably not.

Am I including it anyway?

Absolutely.

Now let’s move to environmental timing.

Miami Grand Prix weekend JUST ended.

This is important.

Vice City is not just “Miami.”

Rockstar wants Miami ENERGY.

During race weekend:

•	celebrity feeds

•	nightlife clips

•	neon visuals

•	palm tree drone footage

•	luxury car content

•	yacht content

•	nightclub photography

completely flood the algorithm.

Dropping during the GP would SPLIT attention.

Dropping immediately AFTER lets Rockstar hijack residual Miami aesthetic momentum while owning the conversation entirely.

That’s not accidental marketing.

That’s predatory marketing.

And then I realized the final piece.

Rockstar hasn’t denied ANYTHING.

Normally when fake retailer dates spiral out of control, companies quietly suppress expectations.

But Rockstar?

Silence.

Total silence.

Because chaos IS the marketing campaign.

Every hour without clarification causes:

•	Twitter engagement

•	subreddit growth

•	YouTube speculation videos

•	TikTok edits

•	gaming media articles

•	free worldwide advertising

The community becomes the marketing department.

Which brings us to the conclusion.

I do NOT think the trailer drops Monday.

I think Rockstar wants the trailer to EXIST long enough before preorders for:

•	breakdown videos

•	screenshot analysis

•	reaction compilations

•	influencer hype

•	gaming news articles

•	TikTok repost cycles

•	“things you missed” videos

to fully saturate the internet BEFORE preorder buttons go live.

Meaning the trailer almost certainly releases sometime before Monday.

Could be Thursday.

Could be Friday.

Could be Sunday night at 11:58 PM just because Rockstar enjoys causing psychological damage.

But I am now fully convinced:

we are inside the final pre-trailer window.

Or I’m completely insane.

Both are possible.

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u/CivilianAsset — 7 days ago

The Glades & Palmetto Park exits need to be removed from I-95

I don’t understand how it gets so insanely backed up every single day. It’s just a curve in the road stop slamming on your brakes in your BMW X5.

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u/CivilianAsset — 7 days ago