“Hypothetically the kids are in the car”
Today I was serving a couple celebrating an anniversary. They were super sweet, and ordered a Turkey dinner and a 16oz Ribeye. When their food came out they even asked me to take a picture (adorable)
When I checked on them the first time, the guy was cutting into his Ribeye and eating it. He complained that he ordered it Medium and it was Well.
I apologized, about to offer a fix. He said it was “Still delicious” and continued to eat. I said I could give another dessert on the house (they were already getting one for their anniversary) since it wasn’t cooked to his liking. He asked for a Chocolate Milkshake to go since “hypothetically the kids are in the car” with a chuckle.
I brushed this off, thinking it was a joke or a way to “slyly” get a milkshake and pie and/or insinuate it wasn’t for them (but it was)
When I checked on them again, He had eaten all of his meal, minus some of the veggies. I was taking plates out of the way and he said “free dessert is great, but I don’t want to pay for a $40 steak that was well when I asked for Medium” I looked down at his empty plate, and looked back at him. I apologized and asked what pie they wanted.
I brought them Pie, Milkshakes, and the check with a 10% discount because I didn’t want to fight with my last table of the night. They proceeded to pay with a gift card. When they walked out of the restaurant, a coworker came up to me and said a kid jumped out of their minivan.
Thank GOD it was an overcast day.
Tl;dr: This couple had an anniversary dinner, complained even though they ate it all, got free dessert x2, received a 10% discount all while their children stayed in the car