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I think it's pretty clear that this sequence is meant to establish a lvl of relativity between them, is that crazy to say?

The ninja reacting to a beam from the time blade

I think ninjago is very underrated in terms of just how many larpers there are

With DR nearing its end, the upcoming death battle, and ninjago duskfall, it's as good of a time as ever to be a ninjago larper, so after torturing myself with the hell hole that is ninjago Instagram, I have collected a list of how to larp as a ninjago fan

1. DON'T say kai should've been the green ninja, other larping guides foolishly tell you to do this however, ninja fans have picked up on it, instead say jay was meant to be the green ninja

2. make sure to say "I remember when there was only 4 ninja" this one is pretty good and most won't pick up on it

3. do NOT, under any circumstances, say that s7 is the last good season, only amateur larpers still use that, everyone already learned to pick up on it, instead say that the last good season was 10, this is much harder to notice as the next season is a 4/10, however those who are trained to find larpers may notice the flaws in this larping technique, such as s10 being mid or that the oni trilogy isn't part of OG ninjago, but those are rare

4. make sure to hate DR with your heart and soul

5. if one may ask you why DR is bad, you could point out its flaws, but you don't know about them since your a larper however there are ways to get around this

5.1) don't respond

5.2) saying "they made cole gay", if one asks you how does that deminish his character in anyway or mentions the fact that him coming out to his father in s1 as a ninja is a coming out as gay allegory, don't respond

5.3) say the new ninja are bad, if someone asks why, say they are replacing the old ones

5.4) make sure to say cole and zane were nerfed cus they lost a fight that was directly rigged against them

5.5) make sure to say "all arin does is whines" is that true? You don't know you're a larper

Now you are ready to log onto Instagram to larp as much as you can

This y'alls goat?

Hopefully this doesn't break a rule, pretty sure there are other posts about pedos on this sub

So you know how poeple glaze ayanakoji for his "intelegence" while those who watch the anime say that it's just that everyone in the room with him becomes dumber? I feel the same about nadakhan, in the sense that the plot bends over backwards to help him out, for example, him transforming into the ninja to frame them, HOW did this work? I understand the police in this situation but what about the poeple? Did the entire ninjago population collectively decide to forget about magic existing in this universe? Like this isn't the case of magic and stuff not being known, magic in this universe is very public info, hell there is just a teashop selling magic tea, and the master of form is a barber like are we genuinely serious?

Also why do the ninja wish it all away, like couldn't they just wish to reverse their wishes? And to prove that the ninja are indeed dumber this season, I will make 3 wishes to beat this fraud, I wish I wasn't bound by the rules of djin magic, I wish for infinite wishes, I wish you die, simple as that, yes ik the whole teleportation thing is a problem, but 90% of the time, he is just standing there waiting for them to wish, like DO SOMETHING USEFUL

To be fair he did manipulate kai

Zane however, zane's first wish was that, and I quote "any harm that happens to me, is reflected onto you 10× over" pretty good wish, then his second wish "you may not twist my words" nadakhan then preceeds to twist his words which causes zane to get trapped, this makes me mad because poeple genuinely say "oH hE mAnIpUlAtEd ZaNe" like no he didn't, he literally just broke the rules, zane even says "you twisted my words" like the writers realized that they wrote themselves into a corner with that wish, but never explained why nadakan just ignored a wish, the wish isn't breaking any rules, so can nadakhan just ignore wishes? So why doesn't he do that every time someone makes a wish he doesn't like, like why does he grant jay's wish at the end of the season, this plot hole just doesn't make any sense

The next time he traps anyone is him trapping cole and Lloyd, and he does it by making clancee wish for it...wait what? You can do that? Why can you do that? All that does is make him look like a dumbahh for not picking the most obvious road to victory, I saw some poeple saying that he just does it to prove he can, like he's some over confident genuis or something, but like, that's never once shown to be like that besides the finale but he was a god then so it doesn't count for his overall character, and yes I know he's shown confident but that's a given if you're a manipulator, and even that he fails at as the only person he manipulated is kai, a dumbahh, it's like giving someone credit for outsmarting Patrick, and I've some say "well if he just did that then their will be no story" to that I say, the writers shouldn't have wrote it so he can just do that

And also how did he even fail? Yes ik he was overconfident in the end

It baffles me just how one can fail at something so easy, yes he's goal is extremely easy, I, a normal non genuis human being, could've won, all he had to do after getting the sword was, make clancee wish that all the ninja are trapped in sword besides nya, wish for nya to be teleported to him, and Mary her, boom i just won and there is no way for the ninja to come back and beat me, easiest win of all time. As you may have seen, a normal human can make a plan 10× better then anything this "smart manipulator" *cough* dumbahh *cough* could ever cook up

Obviously if you like him more power to you

In this scene jay is capable of knocking unagami across the street, who is stated to BE prime empire which is stated to be more complex then the digiverse which is described as a digital realm so jay damaging an actual realm should mean that he scales to the realms, I have made this claim and have been met with poeple saying "oh he was weakened so you can't use that" but by what exactly? Yes ik he lost all his hax but that shouldn't have really effected his stats in anyway, and there is no statement nor implication that unagami is in anyway weakened stats wise so I don't see why we can't use this feat

This guy is 100% serious btw

For context this guy said that kashimo is top3 to which I asked how does he beat dabura, yuta, yorozu, Kenny and yuji, this was his reasoning...good God the non reading allegations are actually true