u/Cranberryhead

She sat on me after we'd finished watching TV and my spouse went up to bed.

We cuddled for a while (of course, I understand my role) and then I reluctantly told her I needed to get up to go to bed.

Paw on my arm, claw extended. (Pic 1)

OK, no I don't. Let's cuddle some more.

10 minutes later, she gets up, stands on my lap and turns around and I think, now's my chance.

She must have sensed it.

She climbed back up my front and did the 2 paw slam on my shoulder. (Pic 2)

Fine, I guess I'll just sleep on the couch.

(I eventually made it to bed.)

He apparently has no back legs (unless he wants to get up on the table).

Am weighed down in 2 spots by these fluffers who are able to alter their center of gravity making escape impossible.

I guess I should have worn a diaper

I put together all the parts in the box but it feels like the middle section is missing. I'm pretty sure the head isn't supposed to be attached to the hind legs like this.

Poor Princess Leia. She likes privacy and there's Lt Commander Data keeping watch.

Right before he jumped on top of the litter box, he was sticking his nosy head inside it checking things out.

Data (short for Lt Commander Data) insists on accompanying me in our main floor bathroom.

Then he either stares at me, or licks himself. Occasionally he'll inspect the bathtub or shower or sink.

Doing his job.

This little fluffer won't let me pee alone.

Every time I use the main floor bathroom in my ancient house where the door doesn't latch unless you push really hard on it, he blatantly pushes his way in, leaving the door wide open to the hall.

One time when I had the temerity to take a shower in that bathroom and properly closed the door, witnesses reported him having a fit outside, desperately trying to get in, lashing his little furry legs against the door in an attempt to squeeze underneath it.

Why does he want to watch?

And then clean himself in front of me while I'm peeing.

My kids finally stopped doing this. Our other cat, Princess Leia, has no interest in bathroom situations.

But Data? His life motto: No One Pees Alone

Roast this fluff ball who sits weird.