u/CrashNowhereDrive

Should the GOP be renamed to the "Useful Idiots" party?

Between being tools for the pedophile billionaires, the Israelis, and the Russians, it seems that MAGAs biggest trait is thier guillible hatefulness.

These are the same tea party morons who thought they were draining the swamp, and they've turned the whole country into a swamp. Now they're proudly in favor of Trump's overt corruption.

These sad sack sheep are always so butthurt that Democrats look down on them for being morally decayed and mentally challenged, I wonder if they should just wear there stupidity proudly on their sleeves.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 18 hours ago

Hey MAGA that have portfolios, how do you feel about Trump stealing from you with all his insider trading?

You do know that insider trading is basically stealing from the stock market right? The money doesn't come from thin air. I know MAGA isn't very bright but I hear they're really obsessed with criminals that steal from them.

Edit: to those morons who don't know how markets work, insider trading is absolutely theft. The stock market is akin to gambling on the future of an asset. If I bet with you that something is going up and you bet the opposite, that's what buying a stock is. If I know that asset is going up or can force it to go up through market manipulation, that is me stealing from you

Just because the theft is distributed across the market rather than personal, doesnt stop.making it theft. You're just too dumb to realize it.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 3 days ago

Hey MAGA, how does it feel watching Trump make threats against Iran all day, only to TACO out about it all in less than 24 hours?

It's hilarious the entire Republican Congress is scared of this demented old ranting nutjob.

He is the epitomy of a cry bully. But Republicans are so spineless and the MAGA base is so guillible you think he's a tough guy.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 3 days ago

Why do independents (possibly fake trolls?) always seem to hold Democrats to an infinitely higher standard than Republicans?

I've heard so many variations of the fake both sides argument it's sickening. The level of vileness, corruption, distaste for anyone that isn't a billionaire and cowardice in the face of a geriatric wannabe dictator by Republicans is so much worse than anything the Democrats do.

Are Democrats perfect? Hell no, far from it. But by constantly flip.flopping and excusing the worst behaviour of Republicans, you never demonstrate that what matters is more integrity, you just demonstrate that you can't decide between stale bread and rotten garbage, and make sure the rotten garbage keeps getting more rotten every cycle.

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If you want to see the sort of insanity an 'independent' can come up with while arguing BoTh SiDeS look no further than this guy's comments on this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/allthequestions/s/5UkiTUfkme

Oh and of course they're active in r/conservative. Such an independent.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 4 days ago

Has the rise of MAGA caused you to lose faith in humanity?

That so many Americans are this misguided, selfish, and guillible, so far from what our forefathers wanted and fought for, so ready to throw democracy and American values in the toilet because they're in a cult of personality to a man who isn't even charming or likeable, who speaks like a kindergarten bully crossed with a geriatric egomaniac. Becuse their hatred of immigrants or trans people or just 'the other' is so deep

It just sickens me.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 5 days ago

Hey MAGA, how's it feel that Trump is letting in 500,000 Chinese exchange students after he made a big show blocking exchange students last year?

Really seems like Xi made Trump his bitch the last few days - of course it's just sloppy thirds after Putin and Netanyahu

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 5 days ago

Hey MAGA, how do you like Trump supporting China buying up US farmland after he helped bankrupt so many farmers with his dumb tariffs? It's cool because Daddy Trump said so, right?

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 6 days ago

Hey MAGA how do you feel about Trump wanting to spend $10B on beautifying DC with his gaudy gold crap, while spending $2B on the rest of the. Rational parks in the entire country?

And apparently that doesn't even include the funds to pay for his dumb victory arch idea.

That's some North Korea dictator style fund allocation there. Spend it all on the place the dictator sees, none anywhere else.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 6 days ago

Could this visit to China by Trump be any more humiliating for him and the US?

Has to drag his diseased ass to Beijing, when Xi came to Washington to meet Obama and Biden.

He went begging for assistance on Hormuz and farm trade and got nothing, but our tech CEOs went over there making deals to sell chips we used to consider a strategic asset.

Got told the US is a declining power, but it whooshed over his head cause he doesn't know shit.

Strutted around trying to be Xi's friend, dumping praise on him like he wanted to fuck him - above and beyond even his standard dick sucking of dictators.

And got a gift of rose seeds as his parting gift... With the Chinese knowing he tore out the rose garden. No golden knickknack that he can put on his desk to show what big pals they are, just some seeds to remind him he only kills, never grows anything.

Plus he's gonna be dead before they even bloomed at the rate he's deteriorating.

I'm sad for the US, but at least Trump didn't sell out Taiwan for some magic beans, (that we know) so it went better than expected.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 7 days ago

Does anyone think President Cognitive Test knows what the Thucydides Trap is when Xi Jing Ping mentioned it?

I'm guessing that he probably thought it had something to do with fembois, considering how obsessed MAGA is with trans people and porn.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 7 days ago

Why do MAGA demand 4k CP in triplicate as proof Trump raped kids when there's so much smoke around that fire that the whole planet can smell it - but are willing to believe the most insane low evidence conspiracy theories otherwise?

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 7 days ago

MAGA, if your kid spent 4 hours after midnight posting self aggrandizing AI slop, and called women bitches and pigs, would you be cool with it just like you're cool with Trump doing it? Aren't people supposed to get more mature as they get older?

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 8 days ago

Now that Trump has admitted he doesn't care or think about your finanicial situation MAGAs, how does it feel knowing he brought back the word groceries just to fool you into thinking he would lower your cost of living?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/12/trump-says-he-not-thinking-about-americans-finances-causing-furor/

Noone on the left is surprised in th slightest, but it must hurt your poor little MAGA souls to know Daddy Trump doesn't actually care when it costs you $200 to fill up those trucks you bought to compensate for your massive insecurities.

u/CrashNowhereDrive — 9 days ago

Hey MAGA, how does it feel hearing that your tough Daddy Trump bitched out on 'project Freedom' in less than 24 hours because the Saudis told him no?

Seems like between being Russia's puppet, Israel's piggybank and mercenary, and Saudi Arbia's lapdog, he doesn't know who he's serving this week - except it's definitely not America.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 14 days ago

To me they just prove that even when they're trying to confront normal, sane people who aren't in their little cult, they can't help showing just illiterate and uncreative they are.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive — 15 days ago