Chonkster gonna cause my porch to collapse
Shoulda got that porch insurance when I had the chance. RIP house
Do they sleep with their eyes open?
Looks like he/she is chillaxin’
Trying to unjam my Two Hearts Beat as One lighter without damaging it
I got this lighter at Bono’s Surrender tour. I’ve never owned a proper lighter before and accidentally put it back the wrong way — it jammed. Any tips as to how I can remove the lighter from its case without damaging it? Thanks!
Thank you, Adrian!
Just wanted to shout out to Adrian, who saw my sign yesterday and gave me a seat to see the Boss in Brooklyn. New Jersey is my home, where I was born — so I HAD to see Springsteen in Newark — but New York/Brooklyn is where I became a man … where I went to college, where I got married, where I’ve run a half-dozen marathons, where I spent most of my career, and where I was nearly killed by a reckless driver when I was 27 — shattering my shoulder, leaving me permanently disabled and with residual chronic pain (although upcoming surgeries and procedures will make me able-bodies enough to work/function again, disability will always be present to some degree. Right now, I am unable to use my right, dominant arm without a half dozen medications — some of which are heavy duty, and which I’d much prefer to get off of ASAP).
To put it plainly and simply: There’s no place like home, and there’s nothing like seeing Bruce Springsteen perform at your home. I’m grateful and inspired, personally and politically.
Make America Love Again
From Jersey with Love,
Dan
Seeking one ticket to Barclays tonight
I’ll sit anywhere. I have $50 — I’m sorry, that’s it. I’m in the middle of some serious medical issues and frankly need what little money I have for gas, food, Tylenol, etc. … but I will give it to you for literally any seat in the house. I’ll be outside Barclays Center with a sign and a black tee and a NewYork Presbyterian bag and blue jeans. My right arm doesn’t work. Really counting on a miracle here.
From Jersey (and/or Brooklyn) with Love,
Dan