u/DFW-Extraterrestrial

You just have to be prepared to shoot the shit when you don't always necessarily feel like it.

In for $200. Was playing mostly $5-$10 spins and got up a bit and tired of the back and forth. Hit that $50 spin 1 time and hear that sweet bonus bubbles sound. When you hear that, some shit is about to go down.

I was a good boy and didn't go full degen mode and cashed out $5400 and left my original $200 deposit in to fuck off...which I quickly did.

Gotta go for it sometimes. Lucky day at the horse races, lucky day today online casino.

Got tired of the back and forth on $2-$5 and was planning on tapping out on $10s and calling it a night and a loss. Now I'm still calling it a night, only I'm cashing out.

Late night play is where it's at, always for me.

The most bizarre tip I've ever gotten.

Alright so this lady and her husband got in for a 4 mile ride. She was drunk as fuck, he was not and she starts asking me all sorts of random questions. Just fun shit questions. Then she asks if I want to play a game for my tip. I'm like you don't have to tip at all, most dont. But she insisted. She said I'm either going to get $1, 20%, or $100 tip based on my answer. Do I want to play?

I said ma'am, you seriously don't have to do this but I'm a bonafied gambler anyways, most people don't tip at all...lets play. So she typed out all this shit on her phone and showed it to her husband and asked if that was fair. He said yes and just laughed.

By this time we're already at her house. She says ok you have to pick out a number between 1-100 and whatever range you're in thats your tip. I said ok, but if I pick the $1 tip, then fair is fair and don't feel bad for me and just do the $1. She said, no I'm going to hand you my phone afterwards and you can see what I've already typed out after you choose your number. Ok.

Well I picked #88 for no reason. She handed me her phone and told me to see what I won and the ranges she had typed out were...

#1-20=$1 tip

#20-40=20% tip

#40-100=$100 tip

Now it took her a good 10 minutes to figure out how to work her Venmo or zelle and I even told her again that she didn't have to do that, but she insisted. The ride was only $9.89.

Score!

Bro, there's literally 6 cigarettes left in the box, and if it's the chocolate that you're wanting that I found later, that ain't worth shit either. 0.002g of mystery shrooms isn't going to phase anyone. I grow those myself. Lets do the math here...

The most subtle way I could tell this person to use their head.

Literally 6 cigarettes left in the box, and yes I dumped it out to make sure there wasn't a baggie of something more expensive inside.