
(Serious and Extremely Unserious) Excuses for Every Time We Lost to Texas This Century.
- 2025 RRS, 23-6: Starting QB playing injured, egregious block in the back.
- 2024 RRS, 34-3: Starting QB out, WR1-5 injured.
- 2022 RRS, 49-0: Starting QB out, best offensive option was Wildcat with a TE.
- 2018 RRS, 48-45: The sun was in Kyler Murray's eyes.
- 2015 RRS, 24-17: Punts aren't worth points in the first half. Appeal with the NCAA ongoing.
- 2013 RRS, 36-20: Forgot to run the triple option with the Belldozer.
- 2009 RRS, 16-13: Starting QB injured, had to play some guy named Landry Jones, who ever heard of a guy with a name like that scoring points?
- 2008 RRS, 45-35: This guy named Earl Thomas is pretty good, it turns out.
- 2006 RRS, 28-10: AD injured... Your starting QB getting kicked off the team is like him being injured, right?
- 2005 RRS, 45-12: Everyone knows Vince Young broke NCAA 06.