The funniest thing about this is Lorcan acting all superior like he wasn’t one emotionally unavailable brunette away from losing his own mind later 😭
After meeting certain someone he immediately like"hoes before bros" Lol
Cassian probably - Don't mind me I was just dropping nesta's book😭
Bryaxis probably - omg there’s my emotional support himbo 🖤
That part of the book was hilarious😂
The way he sounded soo confident tho 😭 my man caught feelings faster than he catches criminals lol
Hearing one last time Corvin King's voice as Preston Armstrong😭
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Reasons I think this batboy might need reality check:
Missed the half millennium long hint that his crush was playing for a different team
Wears a strong hazelnut and cedar scent you can smell him coming from miles away
His magical blue Siphons literally light up he is a human neon sign
Got rejected by Elain then immediately regifted her necklace to Clotho total tactical disaster.
His shadows betray his mood instantly by throwing tantrums when he is mad
(Just a funny rant btw😝)
Why I think this foxy fox is miserable:
His dad as we all know is nightmare
His brothers are basically a bully squad
He got kicked out of the Autumn Court for just existing
And that major dna spoiler
First girlfriend was murdered by his own family
Got sexually assaulted by a creepy priestess
His official soulmate aka elain ignores him for plants
Dude has to watch her flirt with a shadow singer
3.Friend Drama
He was Tamtam hype man for centuries
He got exiled from the Spring Court for trying to help
Now his bestie is a depressed angry beast (feeling bad for tamtam tho)
Inner Circle treats him like a suspicious spy
Rhysand uses him as a political errand boy
Saved Feyre’s life, but gets zero thank u cards
He lost an eye
He now has a mechanical eye that whirs constantly (iam going hell for this😭)
His face is covered in scars from royal temper tantrums
Do correct me if I'm wrong tho I might miss many details
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This was one of the scarily cute and creepy moment
I didn't expect that reveal it gave me whiplash poor ithan imagine finding out the fluffy little guy you’ve been petting is basically the main "Big guy" !!😭😂
Ngl Rigelus is terrifying he doesn't have that loud villain energy but just weirdly calm and unsettling like every scene with him feels wrong but in the best way
At this point I'm thinking the only male who didn't get groped by this women is probably the Suriel 😂
I mean bro was just too busy trying to tell everyone how to survive the war 😭( I think suriel might be the best guy around )
Ithan’s best Moments😭
Tries to save a special wolf
Accidentally kills her
Accidentally turns her into a zombie
Still becomes the boss of all wolves anyway
Tharion’s best Moments😭
Hates his mean boss, so he runs away
Immediately gets a new boss who is way meaner
Accidentally gets forced into a marriage because he did not think ahead
But I still luv them so much🫶
Man has a literal magical golden estate but acts like a landlord evicting someone over five dollars😭
The most unrealistic part of the plot is taeui genuienly believing he can escape from Mr 'I will follow u to the ends of the earth' Riegrow😭
They really never miss an opportunity to humble each other, do they? I can't wait to see their banter aaaahhhh😭