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1. Play Arcane Adaptation, naming "Crab"

2. Play Court of Crab Vantress.

3. Play Iron, Tea Master. Create a Crab cake food token.

4. At the start of each turn, create a token copy of Arcane Adaptation, also naming "Crab". Then during your combat step, donate the token to one of your opponents. Repeat until everyone has a copy of your Arcane Adaptation.

5. Everything is now Crab. All creatures in libraries are now Crab. All hands, graveyards, and sideboards are Crab.

6. Defeat your opponents with the power of Crab 🦀

1. Play Arcane Adaptation naming "Crab".

2. Play Mirror form turning all your crabs into Arcane Adaptation. (It also transforms your non-crab permanents, if you somehow have any). The more permanents you have, the better chance you have of achieving total carcinization.

3. Play Thieves Auction and start grabbing things. Eventually players will be forced to take one or more of your Arcane Adaptations, including you.

4. Everything is now Crab. Everyone's deck is now crab. Everyone's hand, graveyard, and sideboard are now crab. All your opponents creatures are now crab, and you have a lot of them.

5. Win with the power of crab 🦀.

1. Play Immortal Coil. Make sure you have a card in your graveyard or you will immediately die.

2. Animate the Coil with Ensoul Artifact.

3. Play and equip the Coil with Assault Suit.

4. Play and use Ashiok to exile each opponent's graveyard.

5. Pass the turn to your opponent. At the start of each person's turn, hand them the Sinister Iron Man Suit Immortal Coil, which immediately kills them. Pass the turn to the next opponent, and repeat the process.

1. Play Selvala and enchant her with Gauntlets of light.
2. Play False Dawn to turn all your mana production into white mana.
3. Pull the slot lever Tap Selvala to have everyone draw a card and gain W for each nonland permanent. Collect your payout, and hopefully score three or more mana. (Note: you will need 3+ players to have a chance of breaking even)
4. Pay three mana from your earnings to untap Selvala, and repeat the cycle.
5. Keep gambling until If you get enough good pulls, use the winnings to cast something expensive. But if your pulls aren't great, you can always keep it going by pulling mana from your savings account.

Remember that if you don't win on this turn with your gambling money, you will pass the turn having drawn each of your opponents a bunch of cards, so you have to double down.

1. Play War Barge and Slobad.

2. Activate War Barge's ability. Pay for it by tapping Slobad, sacrificing War Barge to produce four red mana.

3. Enjoy your islandwalk in comfort, knowing that your barge can't leave play if it's already sunk.

1. Play War Barge and Radiant Lotus

2. Activate War Barge's ability. Use the Lotus to sacrifice the War Barge in order to get the mana to pay for it.

3. Enjoy your islandwalk in complete confidence, knowing that War Barge can't leave play if it's already sunk.

1. Play Dralnu and Last Laugh.

2. Play Blazing Torch and equip it to Dralnu. Have Dralnu light himself on fire, dealing 2 damage to himself.

3. Sacrifice two permanents instead of dealing damage to Dralnu, then have Last Laugh deal 1 damage to each creature and player in response to the first sac. This causes Dralnu to sacrifice another permanent, and repeat the loop again.

4. Repeat until you have destroyed every creature other than Dralnu. Then keep going because this is a mandatory loop.

5. Continue burning your permanents until you run out of things to sacrifice, players to burn, or you sacrifice either Last Laugh or Dralnu (which will probably also sacrifice Last Laugh).

6. Deal 1 extra point of damage to everyone in response to that second sac way from when this all started, just for good measure.

1. Gather a Crowd of True Believers willing to drink anything.

2. Unalive them in a Grisly Ritual to create Kool-Aid.

3. Drink the Kool-Aid.

1. Play Empress Galina.

2. Use your discerning eye to find your opponents best legendary. Pay UU to seal— I mean, steal it.

3. Play Patriar's seal and use it to untap Empress Galina to seal another legendary.

4. Tell your opponent that you approve of their permanents, and stamp your new cards with the seal of approval.

5. Get kicked out for defacing your opponent's cards (and making bad puns).

1. Play Arcanum Wings

2. Aura swap into Stratum Walk to give the creature high flying at instant speed. They'll never see it coming now!

1. Play Declaration of Naught, and say "Declare a knot? What are knots?"
2. Play Waterknot and counter your own spell for the punchline.

He takes it with him as a battle diaper

1. Play Ivy Lane Denizen.
2. Play Herd Baloth.
3. Place a counter on the Baloth with the Ivy Lane Denizen, then respond to the ability by casting Artificial Evolution, changing the word "Baloth" to "Beaver".
4. The Baloth creates a 4/4 green beaver, triggering the Ivy Lane Citizen again. Repeat the process for a while.
5. You opponent must now face Hundreds of Beavers

1. Play Guilded Lotus, and cast Bring to Life to turn it into a creature.

2. Play Crab Umbra on the Guilded Lotus.

3. Repeatedly tap and untap your Guilded Lotus as quickly as possible using a stick to start a friction fire.

4. Destroy the board with your new conflagration. Go to the hospital to treat your rope burns.