Breaking Mews!
Dis be KKMG Inbestigate Repawrter, Duncan, wif da top story dis owr. We remind owr audiens ob de recent disappeer ob fren Hoku, fren Nalu, 'n dere Meowma, affta de bery confuzzled daes wen Hoku wuz sed ta be doin a starb. Hoku hab complain bout his meowma refuse ta feed him eggsies. Him wuz shur meoma wuz maykin hims do a starb.
De nekst ting we heered frum fren Goldie sisfur wuz dat herm inbestigashun finded ebidens ob de inbolbment ob aliyuns. It den be suspect dat aliyuns hab do abduct ob de tew cattos 'n dere meowma.
A massib hunt fur de free ob dem wuz mounted, wif meny frens im on de serch effert. Affta sebral daes, a frenlee aliyun sed mind control wuz suspect.
Werld-wide protesses demanded de return ob de missin frens 'n dere meowma. Beeg crowds ob cattos, doggos, gimme pigs 'n odder adjacent frens gathered wif sines cryin out fur de release ob dem wuz mounted trio.
Frens Smuffi 'n odders finded dem, 'n did an apprehend ob de criminal aliyun, takin hims ta space jayl. Dis wuz follad by sellabrashuns awl ober, eben otrb. Grace welkimd frens ta herm bar, Ellie opened herm cafe, Applejack bake up meny lubly treetos 'n pawrtees were held ta mark de happi occashun. 'N Hoku wuz treeted ta moar eggsies dan him culd eat.
We choin wif assorted frens awl ober de werld to hail de brave Smuffi 'n hims frens hoo brot an end to de mysterius happenins.
Fren Hoku, Nalu, 'n dere meowma be restin at home ta recober frum da tryin ebents.
Dis storee hab bin inbestigate by dis repawrter wif de assist ob de Goldie sisfur 'n odders. Any errors be main. Photo artwerk curtesy ob u/SisterAntistita
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